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You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

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Originally posted by mokko
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u53636

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
Got the same as you then re-entered the site;

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Then I got;

"While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted."

Thankfully I never toast my bread.

EDIT: Very cheerful site I must say.

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Originally posted by mokko
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u53636

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
We can only hope.

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I was told that 'A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.'
Out of cynicism though, I did not tell them all my true, personal details.

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Originally posted by mokko
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u53636

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
If you give them:

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

they can find out their own fate. 😉

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Originally posted by arrakis
Should've told them:
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ for the site.
Ya that. Still not awake yet. 😴

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Apparently I'm pregnant with Arnold Schwarzenegger's boy according to http://www.thepregnancytester.com

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Originally posted by ark13
Apparently I'm pregnant with Arnold Schwarzenegger's boy according to http://www.thepregnancytester.com
That's funny!!! 😵

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Originally posted by arrakis
If you give them:

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

they can find out their own fate. 😉
"put in a real age, fool" is what I got.
Tried again and it seems a tree is gonna fall on the house.


According to the deathclock I'm already dead.


http://www.deathclock.com/

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Originally posted by mokko
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u53636

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
Mine is a little more gentle as I take something for pain relief only to be told later that I have consumed those bath pills that expand in to some play toy. I think I die from too much foam in my colon.

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I die in my sleep from old age.

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I become generally depressed and blow my brains out with a shotgun.

Cheerful wee page.

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Originally posted by ark13
Apparently I'm pregnant with Arnold Schwarzenegger's boy according to http://www.thepregnancytester.com
That b@stard! He got me pregnant too!

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I will die on Sunday, August 4, 2047
72 years old. Bit old to be sitting on whoopee cushions at work isn't it?

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Originally posted by mokko
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u53636

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
answer these questions and i will tell you how you will die.

1. Do you like jumping about in mine fields.
2 Do you have sex with strangers.
3 if yes to question 2, do you know about safe and unsafe condoms.
4. Do you like bungee jumping.
5. Do you start fights willy nilly or do you choose your fighting partners carefully
THERE IS A LOT MORE QUESTIONS BUT I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP