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i'm meant to die a terrible, terrible death. I have a box of nails fall on me at a construction site then a car runs me over which causes a pile up and a petrol tanker explodes.

I think that means i'll die

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Originally posted by mokko
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u53636

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
"You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin."

I guess this happens a lot... isn't there something that can be done about it?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
"You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin."

I guess this happens a lot... isn't there something that can be done about it?

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Try this one:

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Try this one:

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com
A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.

I'd prefer to blow up...

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i'd trade mine for yours if you like, you'd get more options

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.

I'd prefer to blow up...

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Don't complain. I get run over by handicapped people for parking in one of their spots.

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I'm shot to death by the mob in a case of mistaken identity, which did happen to someone (not someone I knew) in Oxford about 10 years ago. They shot him through the window and as it turned out they'd got the wrong house, and wanted the drugs dealers next door...

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Originally posted by DeepThought
I'm shot to death by the mob in a case of mistaken identity, which did happen to someone (not someone I knew) in Oxford about 10 years ago. They shot him through the window and as it turned out they'd got the wrong house, and wanted the drugs dealers next door...
I hate it when that happens to me!

I think I did the death clock thing a couple years ago, and I came up as already dead.

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....ravello leaves me everything in his will and the village shuns me
and i die alone on the post road in late winter...

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I hate it when that happens to me!

I think I did the death clock thing a couple years ago, and I came up as already dead.
That explains why you are mouldy.

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I DIE FROM BOREDOM AFTER READING THIS THREAdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd..............slumppppppppppppp

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Originally posted by Kalsen
Having hot, rough sex with Kirsten Dunst, who incidently is dressed as a school girl with pig tails.
Congrats, you're going to live forever.

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Originally posted by Remora91
Congrats, you're going to live forever.
Nice.

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While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.

Hmmmm, bristle brushes........... I usually have to pay for that!!
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Nice.
Fantastic gem.