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How will you die?

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Originally posted by mokko
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u53636

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

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Originally posted by ark13
Apparently I'm pregnant with Arnold Schwarzenegger's boy according to http://www.thepregnancytester.com
The father of mine is Michael Jackson 😲 Now I know why I woke up with a limp.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
The father of mine is Michael Jackson 😲 Now I know why I woke up with a limp.
Do you also like to be in bed with little boys???
😲

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I seem to die by being whacked by two simultaneous meteoroids hitting my head from opposite directions when I am at the top of a hill weaving a druid war tapestry surrounded by young attending virgins marking my face with charcoal and feeding me grapes.

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I have come to the conclusion I will die while waiting for my opponent's move.