How will you die?

As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens.

lol... now I know where my phobia of birds comes from (seriously, I'm even scared of parakeets!). Personally though, my guess is I'll either die
a) of alcohol poisoning
b) in a car crash
c) by falling into a lake (drunk) and drowning

yeah, I'm going on a camping trip with 3 friends tomorrow... see ya around (or maybe not 😉 )

Originally posted by angie88
As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens. ...[text shortened]... yeah, I'm going on a camping trip with 3 friends tomorrow... see ya around (or maybe not 😉 )

Originally posted by angie88
As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens. ...[text shortened]... yeah, I'm going on a camping trip with 3 friends tomorrow... see ya around (or maybe not 😉 )

Originally posted by mokko
I will die on Sunday, August 4, 2047
72 years old. Bit old to be sitting on whoopee cushions at work isn't it?

I don't die, apparently.

"You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street."

Highly unlikely. I always put my seatbelt on in a car, it has become a habit. Though, it could mean a bus but it's a different story whether it can be considered a "car". Another alternative is when I'm in the back seat as a passenger and heavily drunk. In that case it's possible that the driver is drunk, too.

I hope to die by being pushed into a meat grinder by an angry midget who looks like George W. Bush.

Originally posted by angie88

lol... now I know where my phobia of birds comes from (seriously, I'm even scared of parakeets!). Personally though, my guess is I'll either die
a) of alcohol poisoning
b) in a car crash
c) by falling into a lake (drunk) and drowning

yeah, I'm going on a camping trip with 3 friends tomorrow... see ya around (or maybe not 😉 )

Originally posted by Wildfire
I hope to die by being pushed into a meat grinder by an angry midget who looks like George W. Bush.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I think it will be a wood chipper, not a meat grinder. And I don't really think mokko looks much like George W. Bush.

You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.

Monday, March 16, 2076

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries

Having hot, rough sex with Kirsten Dunst, who incidently is dressed as a school girl with pig tails.

Originally posted by Starrman
I die in my sleep from old age.

I will die while playing chess, three moves from a forced Legal's mate. 😞