The title should say "for free"...
'Tis very simple. All you need is a plasma TV. For example, you are not sure what to do next to improve and want to ask Kasparov for advise. Sit in front of your plasma and TV and concentrate on his name. Make sure you have a clear image of his face in your mind, keep calling on him and he should be in your head in a matter of minutes. Keep your eyes closed at all times! After you are done conversing with him just open your eyes. Please ensure that you are, in fact, using a plasma TV. What ever you do, do NOT try it with a normal TV...the experience is not pleasant *shudders*
If you do not have a plasma TV, you can also communicate via a microwave...'twill be harder, but it should still work as long as you concentrate hard enough.
Well...what are you waiting for? Get of the internet and go try it...!
Originally posted by Raven69I don't have a TV or a microwave. 🙁 No wonder that I am playing crap! Any chance that it would work with a radio? Or maybe a washing machine?
The title should say "for free"...
'Tis very simple. All you need is a plasma TV. For example, you are not sure what to do next to improve and want to ask Kasparov for advise. Sit in front of your plasma and TV and concentrate on his name. Make sure you have a clear image of his face in your mind, keep calling on him and he should be in your head in a mat ...[text shortened]... trate hard enough.
Well...what are you waiting for? Get of the internet and go try it...!
Originally posted by NordlysI am not sure aboot a radio, a washing machine should still work though....give it a try and tell us how it went.
I don't have a TV or a microwave. 🙁 No wonder that I am playing crap! Any chance that it would work with a radio? Or maybe a washing machine?
Remember to keep your eyes closed...!
Originally posted by TheAlienDid you close the microwave door? It won't work unless the door is closed....
To communicate via micowave, does one need to sit infront of it, or put their head in it?
I put my head in mine and closed my eyes, but nothing happened.. perhaps I was'nt concentrated enough?
Please help
Originally posted by Raven69I just tried talking with Kasparov and he said, "You know, this trick doesn't really work".
Did you close the microwave door? It won't work unless the door is closed....
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If RHP doesn't start working properly again, I might just need to try another chess master.
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Originally posted by Raven69What sort of drugs are you?
The title should say "for free"...
'Tis very simple. All you need is a plasma TV. For example, you are not sure what to do next to improve and want to ask Kasparov for advise. Sit in front of your plasma and TV and concentrate on his name. Make sure you have a clear image of his face in your mind, keep calling on him and he should be in your head in a mat ...[text shortened]... trate hard enough.
Well...what are you waiting for? Get of the internet and go try it...!
Can I have some?
Why are you all still here? You should be in front of your microwaves contacting great players! I know you are a bit skeptical, but you have to try it.....just stick your head in the microwave, close the door, and turn it on....simple as that.
And no, no one can have my drugs....they were a gift from my friend's husband's sister's roommate's cousin twice removed and have very great sentimental value to me...besides, if I gave them away, what would I feed my cacti?
Originally posted by Raven69What if I want to get in touch with, say, Genghis Khan or something because I want advice on acquiring or improving on some other skills? What appliance should I use?
The title should say "for free"...
'Tis very simple. All you need is a plasma TV. For example, you are not sure what to do next to improve and want to ask Kasparov for advise. Sit in front of your plasma and TV and concentrate on his name. Make sure you have a clear image of his face in your mind, keep calling on him and he should be in your head in a mat ...[text shortened]... trate hard enough.
Well...what are you waiting for? Get of the internet and go try it...!