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Miami, FL.
While passing through on business I was delayed for a day with car trouble. I ran into a half Russian/half Cuban stripper named Natasha who really brought hospitaility to a whole new level. Lets just say that a very pleasant evening ensued and that lines of coke were meant to be snorted off tight abs.

Amarillo, Texas

I met this huge Samoan guy tattooed and with a face full of scars in
a typical cowboy bar. We got drunk and told me when he used to be
a dragqueen, and how he met one day this crazy, Canadian perv who
asked him all night to remove his dress and let him snort some dope
from his round, shinny belly.

Originally posted by Seitse
Amarillo, Texas

I met this huge Samoan guy tattooed and with a face full of scars in
a typical cowboy bar. We got drunk and told me when he used to be
a dragqueen, and how he met one day this crazy, Canadian perv who
asked him all night to remove his dress and let him snort some dope
from his round, shinny belly.

Originally posted by Crowley
PWND!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Retard.