( sniff ) i am not loved. { edit from other personality ]..but you are a jerk...
( edit from other personality ) hey, fool,...i tried to learn breakdancing but
you wouldn't let me out of the house for my lessons, i was trying to learn to be cool ( edit from the other side of the personality ) ..you couldn't be cool if you spent the weekend in the freezer and where is that ten dollars you
borrowed ? ( edit from the other side of the personality )....shut up, fool, i spent it on a breakdancin' cd...watch me now ( twirls into the hallway and falls against the wall heater )....
no...i am unloved...my wife makes me bad food...my children just take
their allowance and slam the door...the dog passes gas late at night in my room...life is so sad...it is so sad that i think i will send an e-mail to chuck
norris and tell him he is a pansy and wait for him to come and kill me on
saturday...how do you think he will do it ?...will he just stand in the street
and expect me to die at 40 feet ?...will he call out my name and strangle
me with the echo ?...will he threaten to take out his car keys and scratch my
1989 volvo so i will be too embarrassed to go to work and thus lose my job
and then i will jump off the building at lunchtime...or will he just ignore me
and let me die at the gates of his huge mansion with a handful of daisies
in my grip as i try to get into the servant's entrance to see my hero one last time...death by forlorness...fornicide it is...
Originally posted by reinfeldHmmm....what to do with Reinfeld tonight....what to do....
no...i am unloved...my wife makes me bad food...my children just take
their allowance and slam the door...the dog passes gas late at night in my room...life is so sad...it is so sad that i think i will send an e-mail to chuck
norris and tell him he is a pansy and wait for him to come and kill me on
saturday...how do you think he will do it ?...will he ju ...[text shortened]... the servant's entrance to see my hero one last time...death by forlorness...fornicide it is...
Maybe the whole rhp community should have a drink in your honor!
I'll start!
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Originally posted by reinfeldI see how you are, start a thread and then go to bed.
..i am going to bed...maybe the dog will sleep in the kitchen and give me a break...
Hey, that rhymes!
What's the problem with the wife's cooking? Does she cook Slovenia food? What is she feeding you?
Originally posted by rmackenYes, yes, I have been considering that this week. I know I have been bad, very bad lately with the private forum.
Reinfeld has gone to bed, any chance I can have a slap too!!??
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And get yourself to the private forum too!! 😠
Where would you like your slap? Never mind, it'll be a surprise...[whap]
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Originally posted by mlpriorOUCH!!😳
Yes, yes, I have been considering that this week. I know I have been bad, [b]very bad lately with the private forum.
Where would you like your slap? Never mind, it'll be a surprise...[whap]
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nice!😏
Yes, you have been VERY bad, looks like im not the only one who deserves a slap!
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Originally posted by reinfeldSounds like you are even worse off than collateral damage. And they said it wasn't possible.
no...i am unloved...my wife makes me bad food...my children just take
their allowance and slam the door...the dog passes gas late at night in my room...life is so sad...it is so sad that i think i will send an e-mail to chuck
norris and tell him he is a pansy and wait for him to come and kill me on
saturday...how do you think he will do it ?...will he ju ...[text shortened]... the servant's entrance to see my hero one last time...death by forlorness...fornicide it is...