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Boss.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Boss.
Where is my check?

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As Boss I'm lowering all moral standards by 2 on the SoMS (Scale of Moral Standards)

Which puts the SoMS at 21

We're aiming for 7.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
As Boss I'm lowering all moral standards by 2 on the SoMS (Scale of Moral Standards)

Which puts the SoMS at 21

We're aiming for 7.
Excellent!

Seven's quite a goal.... somehow intentionally running around with scissors or spilling my beer doesn't seem to cut it...

Hmmm...

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Originally posted by Sickboy
Excellent!

Seven's quite a goal.... somehow intentionally running around with scissors or spilling my beer doesn't seem to cut it...

Hmmm...
Running around drunk with scissors, then spilling your beer and stabbing yourself while trying to save the beer from spilling will help!

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Running around drunk with scissors, then spilling your beer and stabbing yourself while trying to save the beer from spilling will help!
Yes, but is that really immoral, or simply funny?


What if we buy a puppy, get the puppy drunk, chase it around with scissors (while drunk of course) and then stabbing the puppy?

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Originally posted by Sickboy
Yes, but is that really immoral, or simply funny?


What if we buy a puppy, get the puppy drunk, chase it around with scissors (while drunk of course) and then stabbing the puppy?
Yes, yes that might just work.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Running around drunk with scissors, then spilling your beer and stabbing yourself while trying to save the beer from spilling will help!
Most excellent! Now I need a bandage. And a mop. And a beer...

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Boss.
are you female... oh... and busty.... oh... and wear a leather outfit.... oh... and carry a whip.... oh.... and big shiny high heels.... in which case, okay.... you're the boss

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Boss.
I loved your Thunder road.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I loved your Thunder road.
Clarence Clemons yaaaaaa!

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How many points can I lose by exposing myself?

I'm hoping being out of shape gives me bonus points.

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..i will give you 10 bonus points if you will stuff yourself into a microwave oven...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i will give you 10 bonus points if you will stuff yourself into a microwave oven...
Reinfeld is the boss! And a damn good one at that!

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Boss.
I need a new chair for the office.

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