Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
If you give the monkeys long enough they will become bi-pedal and perhaps create a game resembling chess, but with diffrent rules. The pieces will most likly be called chessmonkeys. there will be cookies with chessmonkeys on them that may be dipped in milk. This might take longer that a million years. Maybe if all of RHP got on to a spaceship it c ...[text shortened]... ess and them contemplating if we could even make it through a whole game using only legal moves.
Technology will eventually advance enough to a point where a code monkey will develop an online chess-like webside. It will then develop a forum where monkeys will ask the question, "If a million humans could play monkey chess for a million years, will it beat a monkey Kasparov?"