SOGGY MATCHES!
I've broken my last 5 matches sequentially in the last 3 minutes just in the name of furthering my emphysema and bringing myself closer to death! Now my hands stink of sulfur and I'm out of matches!
Its pi***ing rain outside so if I go buy more now they too will become water logged and useless.
... All I want is a little fire in my life. Is that too much to ask for! WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO?
/RANT
PMS: I dislike gas lighters because they alter the taste of the tobacco.
Originally posted by Natsiawhat the hell f---???
SOGGY MATCHES!
I've broken my last 5 matches sequentially in the last 3 minutes just in the name of furthering my emphysema and bringing myself closer to death! Now my hands stink of sulfur and I'm out of matches!
Its pi***ing rain outside so if I go buy more now they too will become water logged and useless.
... All I want is a little fire in my l ...[text shortened]... T ME SO?
/RANT
PMS: I dislike gas lighters because they alter the taste of the tobacco.
....i remember the children's book about the little match girl...she sold wooden matches on the public streets to help her family out...one winter evening she froze to death..they found her with all her unsold matches..she would not even light one to warm herself as it would mean one less match to sell to help out her family...an odd children's book...you should go outside in the rain with all your matchbooks and lie down in the gutter and think about this story..if you survive the next 24 hours you will be able to
come back and let me know the insight to the story that only a close transcendental experience may deliver...from where i sit in my 30th floor
fancy new apartment with a roaring fire and fine lit cigar i just cannot appreciate the sorryness of your present situation...go deeper into the morass instead of self-pity and bring back a gem of an ephinany and i may let you come for visit the next time the butler lights up the fireplace...
Originally posted by NatsiaWhy not just light up inside? 😕
SOGGY MATCHES!
I've broken my last 5 matches sequentially in the last 3 minutes just in the name of furthering my emphysema and bringing myself closer to death! Now my hands stink of sulfur and I'm out of matches!
Its pi***ing rain outside so if I go buy more now they too will become water logged and useless.
... All I want is a little fire in my l ...[text shortened]... T ME SO?
/RANT
PMS: I dislike gas lighters because they alter the taste of the tobacco.
Originally posted by NatsiaEat the cigarette instead. It cuts down the risk of cancer considerably.
SOGGY MATCHES!
I've broken my last 5 matches sequentially in the last 3 minutes just in the name of furthering my emphysema and bringing myself closer to death! Now my hands stink of sulfur and I'm out of matches!
Its pi***ing rain outside so if I go buy more now they too will become water logged and useless.
... All I want is a little fire in my l ...[text shortened]... T ME SO?
/RANT
PMS: I dislike gas lighters because they alter the taste of the tobacco.
