Originally posted by Moldy CrowI took 1.5 hours at the local bread/coffee shop with the girl. A beautiful chick who shares my beliefs. Maybe I've just known her for too long for anything to happen though.
If you took 2.5 seconds out of your life to listen to the words then it proves you're a waste of skin .
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Originally posted by CoconutYou suck. Go drown yourself dumbass.
I took 1.5 hours at the local bread/coffee shop with the girl. A beautiful chick who shares my beliefs. Maybe I've just known her for too long for anything to happen though.
Edit: If sex is your only goal, I can tell you, with some authority, that with persuasion and tactics few women you know are unattainable. You're blowing prime opportunities and there is no such thing as "knowing her for too long". F'ing Christ even Jesus would have knocked you in the head for not punching that @$$ when you had the chance. Even the most reserved, hardcore religious Catholic school girl will drop her panties like they're a hot rock for the right motivation.
By the way, Jesus passed on ten commandments:
1. Get a hair cut and try getting out in the sun (you look like you should have a stake driven through your heart).
2. Get a F'ing respectable job (try construction, it might just butch you up)
3. Buy some decent clothes
4. Invest in some cologne
5. Read the newspaper so you have something coherent to talk about.
6. Find a book on the art of massage and cunnilingus.
7. Go to the f'ing gym and/or take up a sport (you appear to have the muscle tone of a tree sloth).
8. Never, ever, talk down about yourself.
9. Learn how to remove a bra, in the dark, with one hand.
10. Grow some balls and have some self confidence, how do you expect a woman to have confidence in you if you don't have any in yourself.
Dumb@$$.
Originally posted by CoconutYes, best to believe that palliative.
I took 1.5 hours at the local bread/coffee shop with the girl. A beautiful chick who shares my beliefs. Maybe I've just known her for too long for anything to happen though.
If pressed, she'll probably tell you that the problem is with her, not you.
Best to believe that, too.
Originally posted by ivangriceCoconumbnuts is a relationship train wreck. He needs to be dominated by a large black bull dyke for a period of not less than 3 weeks. He needs to be whipped into shape literally and figuratively.
Yes, best to believe that palliative.
If pressed, she'll probably tell you that the problem is with her, not you.
Best to believe that, too.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDamn that number 9! That's why I can't get laid!!!
You suck. Go drown yourself dumbass.
Edit: If sex is your only goal, I can tell you, with some authority, that with persuasion and tactics few women you know are unattainable. You're blowing prime opportunities and there is no such thing as "knowing her for too long". F'ing Christ even Jesus would have knocked you in the head for not punchin ...[text shortened]... do you expect a woman to have confidence in you if you don't have any in yourself.
Dumb@$$.
Bitching bras are the bain of my existence.
Originally posted by CoconutI was told by "somebody" that in the US, coffee shops are the places where all the nasty women who've been unemployed for the last 20 years hang out to smoke cigarettes and... look nasty. Maybe there's your problem. If she likes coffee shops, she wasn't good enough for you! Go find a better one!
I took 1.5 hours at the local bread/coffee shop with the girl.
... Ok ok, sorry, I didn't mean to be sarcastic. Well, technically, I did... but that's beside the point. I'm just mad because I lost a bet and now have to buy someone ice cream... we were bowling for ice cream, loser pays, and I bowled a friggin 188... and the guy bowled 196 🙁
I'm devastated. Please cheer me up....
*hijacks thread and makes a run for it*
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSex is my last goal. I just want love.
You suck. Go drown yourself dumbass.
Edit: If sex is your only goal, I can tell you, with some authority, that with persuasion and tactics few women you know are unattainable. You're blowing prime opportunities and there is no such thing as "knowing her for too long". F'ing Christ even Jesus would have knocked you in the head for not punchin ...[text shortened]... do you expect a woman to have confidence in you if you don't have any in yourself.
Dumb@$$.
But I take some of your suggestions seriously. Thank you.