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Originally posted by Coconut
Sex is my last goal. I just want love.

But I take some of your suggestions seriously. Thank you.
Well I love you coconut and I am sure lots of other people look up to you as you are full of integrity 😏

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i always say
if i wanted friends id be out tonight with my buddies
i wanted sex and since i dont have sex with guys so i was with a woman
and i dont need women friends
so get lost

seems to have always worked for me
sometimes i even get break up sex lol

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Im not afraid to admit that all i want right now is sex. Unfortunately Im not getting any...:'(😞😳

tom

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Originally posted by tommybear
Im not afraid to admit that all i want right now is sex. Unfortunately Im not getting any...:'(😞😳

tom
Eat chocolate 😏

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Originally posted by tommybear
Im not afraid to admit that all i want right now is sex. Unfortunately Im not getting any...:'(😞😳

tom
Eat chocolate 😏

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Originally posted by mokko
Eat chocolate 😏
Gee, Mokko, your really eager there...
You want him to get fat?

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Originally posted by c99ux
Gee, Mokko, your really eager there...
You want him to get fat?
Lol, no......it just replaces the need for sex. 😉
Or at least it has for me. Mabye I will get real fat now. 🙁

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Originally posted by mokko
Lol, no......it just replaces the need for sex. 😉
Or at least it has for me. Mabye I will get real fat now. 🙁
Having sex is great exercise. If you have enough, you can balance out your chocolate intake.

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Originally posted by mokko
Eat chocolate 😏
I would much rather eat other things if you know what i mean

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Originally posted by mokko
Lol, no......it just replaces the need for sex. 😉
Or at least it has for me. Mabye I will get real fat now. 🙁
I *think* it only works that way for women... something with the chemical receptors in the brain I seem to recall.

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have sex and chocolate at the same time....

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Originally posted by tommybear
I would much rather eat other things if you know what i mean
Yes, I much prefer sausage rolls and pork pies to chocolate.

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Originally posted by Coconut
Sex is my last goal.
Thank god. Can you imagine smaller, uglier and more annoying Coconuts running around the forums. *phew*

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Originally posted by Coconut
Sex is my last goal. I just want love.

But I take some of your suggestions seriously. Thank you.
That's the problem you mind-numbing simpleton. Love is a sort of self destructive addiction that comes on like cancer after a period of time and which eventually turns your world into something else. A few of us manage to ride the wave of this sea of troubles and carve a respectable life out of it, but most of us end up under the waves, get bruised, battered and broken and somehow struggle on. What you are talking about is infantile infatuation, nothing more. Stop being a frickin emo-teen and sort yourself out. Aim for sex, not love and what you might just end up with is a messy one night fumble that, at the very least, might leave you with a better perspective on life.

All this 'I wuv her' balls is turning my stomach, if you want love, go suckle on mummy's breasts again.

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"I just want to be friends" usually = "I just want to get out of your presence as quickly as possible and then laugh about you with my real friends".

I guess this is particularly true if you have just said something like "Sex is my last goal. I just want love." Or, for that matter, "I would much rather eat other things if you know what i mean."