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Originally posted by zakkwylder
I guess some things are just worth waiting for.
You better believe it. My @$$ is going platinum.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You better butter it. My @$$ is getting scratchy.
Dude...

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Originally posted by Starrman
Dude...
Must be a new strain.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You better believe it. My @$$ is going platinum.
Are all your shows sold out?

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
I must be a new stain.
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Do you take all your showers with old trout?
That's personal

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Originally posted by Starrman
Hey, you've got a big hard-on yourself!
Nothing gets past you.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Nothing gets inside me.
Not every man is an rock.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Hey, don't be to hard with me, I'm delicate.
Find a woman you perv.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Every man should wear a frock.
Hate to disappoint you, but the 70s are over.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Hate to disappoint you, but only 70s and over.
Aww, and I so liked you 🙁

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Hate to disappoint you, but the 70s are over.
Hey Bosse, I bet he has all the boys call him Priscilla.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Aww, and I almost licked you
I meant 70 lpm...that's better...

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Hey boss, I bit the flash new boy and called him Priscilla.
That's where the beatings came in right?

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Hey Bosse, I bet he has all the boys call him Priscilla.
You can see for yourself she's changed her name again--to Tabitha.