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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I don't think he can find a woman's whisker biscuit with a flashlight and a road map . And you think he is capable of learning something here ?
Whisker biscuit? That's F'ing retarded. F*ktacular work there Moldy Douche. At least you impressed your love monkey PocketPool.

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Originally posted by angie88
I *think* it only works that way for women... something with the chemical receptors in the brain I seem to recall.
maybe it's nachos for us

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Originally posted by Coconut
Oh, how the words burn.
Count yourself lucky. If I was her, it would've been "Call me again and I'm getting a restraining order on your ass, munt"

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Count yourself lucky. If I was her, it would've been "Call me again and I'm getting a restraining order on your ***, ****"

D
If you was her, I would have had to find you at a freakshow circus as the ugliest woman in the world.

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Originally posted by Coconut
If you was her, I would have had to find you at a freakshow circus as the ugliest woman in the world.
you didn't find her at a freakshow circus?

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
you [b]didn't find her at a freakshow circus?[/b]
It would seem he had us all fooled on that one.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Whisker biscuit? That's F'ing retarded. F*ktacular work there Moldy Douche. At least you impressed your love monkey PocketPool.
Keep your latent pillow biting fantasies to yourself , freak .







PS - I still hate you .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Keep your latent pillow biting fantasies to yourself , freak .







PS - I still hate you .
Pillow biting fetishisms?

Wow.

I used to stuff the pillow case in my mouth, as much as possible.

Oh no, wait. Other people used to do that to me.

Edit: HEY HEY....I got in!!! I didn't even notice it at first! How cool is this!!
Tomorrow I'll have to make a list of all the horrible things you've been saying about me, plot my revenge and humiliate you all.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

*insert evil laughter*

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Pillow biting fetishisms?

Wow.

I used to stuff the pillow case in my mouth, as much as possible.

Oh no, wait. Other people used to do that to me.
Shavi was buns up kneeling !
(BUNS UP!)
Hecate was wheelin' and dealin' !
(WHEELIN' an DEALIN'...)
He surrendered to the feelin' .
(Sweeetly surrendered....)
An' he started ta' squeelin' !!!!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Shavi was buns up kneeling !
(BUNS UP!)
Hecate was wheelin' and dealin' !
(WHEELIN' an DEALIN'...)
He surrendered to the feelin' .
(Sweeetly surrendered....)
An' he started ta' squeelin' !!!!
That was crap.

😉

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Originally posted by shavixmir
That was crap.

😉
That was ZAPPA , you ignorant philistine !

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
That was ZAPPA , you ignorant philistine !
Zappa sings about me? *swoons*

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Damn that number 9! That's why I can't get laid!!!

Bitching bras are the bain of my existence.
Yeah, they get me too. 🙁

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Blasted bras. I wish women would give them up entirely.