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I like my women to be like my internet connecti...

I like my women to be like my internet connecti...

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... fast and cheap

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Originally posted by Seitse
... fast and cheap
And on a minimum 6 month contract.

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With an off button.

edit (actually my new girl is the greatest, better than my internet connection...not very funny though😛)

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slow, unreliable, always messing me around and causing me stress

no thanks

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Originally posted by Starrman
And on a minimum 6 month contract.
Free equipment and a built in virus checker?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Free equipment and a built in virus checker?
Hey, the virus checker included would be really handy

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Ready and willing at the touch of a button.

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Originally posted by Seitse
... fast and cheap
Slow, unreliable and shared by seven people? No thanks.

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Quick fixes available for problems 🙂.

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They go away when you don't pay the bill.

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No download limit.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
They go away when you don't pay the bill.
They go away when you don't pay the bill

Or, they run up a bill like the mileage on a jupiter probe and then run off in the middle of the night while you're hanging.

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supplied with happy hours!

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Hmm, if my men were like my internet connection ...

Doesn't work half the time... stops in the middle of something important and refuses to restart for a couple hours ... doesn't really care who's touching the mouse ...


I think I'll pass 🙄

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wireless and password-protected.

wait that doesn't make any sense at all.