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Originally posted by 7ate9
A 44-year old man in China had an industrial accident which left him with a penis which was only approx 1 inch long. Not only would it be hard to please a lady with a 1 inch stump, but he was also having urinary problems and i suspect a high laundry bill.

Around the same time another man who was 22 years old had an industrial accident which killed him. Hav ...[text shortened]... s penis just because you are dissatisfied with the one God gave you.

What are you thinking?
I'd imagine this would be a Darwin Award if you could find further details.

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Originally posted by Remora91
I'd imagine this would be a Darwin Award if you could find further details.
Why should it be a Darwin Award? Because the man had an industrial accident? 😕

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Originally posted by 7ate9
A 44-year old man in China had an industrial accident which left him with a penis which was only approx 1 inch long. Not only would it be hard to please a lady with a 1 inch stump, but he was also having urinary problems and i suspect a high laundry bill.

Around the same time another man who was 22 years old had an industrial accident which killed him. Hav ...[text shortened]... s penis just because you are dissatisfied with the one God gave you.

What are you thinking?
does the guy who received the transplant get to shag the widow? I mean, it's her husband's penis, so technically it's not adultery...

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why should it be a Darwin Award? Because the man had an industrial accident? 😕
Not only that, but the guy got a new penis! This guy deserves an anti-Darwin Award for maintaining fertility against all odds!

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Originally posted by 7ate9
I thought the best thread I'd ever started was gone forever...

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God created your penis, and he loves it.
this is the best thread you've ever started?

that makes me a little sad.

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I don't usually start threads, I finish them.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
I don't usually start threads, I finish them.
is that what they call a thread killer??

Hey Cash$$$

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Originally posted by 7ate9
A 44-year old man in China had an industrial accident which left him with a penis which was only approx 1 inch long. Not only would it be hard to please a lady with a 1 inch stump, but he was also having urinary problems and i suspect a high laundry bill.

Around the same time another man who was 22 years old had an industrial accident which killed him. Hav ...[text shortened]... s penis just because you are dissatisfied with the one God gave you.

What are you thinking?
What the hell's wrong with 1 inch?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What the hell's wrong with 1 inch?
What do you call a guy with a 1 inch penis................."Justin"


Worth a rec?.....Made ya smile anyrays. 😉

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Originally posted by Bobski
What do you call a guy with a 1 inch penis................."Justin"


Worth a rec?.....Made ya smile anyrays. 😉
maybe it would have, if I knew who Justin was...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
maybe it would have, if I knew who Justin was...
"Just in" = Just Inch?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
"Just in" = Just Inch?
Oh yeah...

haha

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
"Just in" = Just Inch?
I think it's more along the lines Just in = Barely in.

Made me smile, Bobski, but I just can't rec ya.