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Hey, I was wondering what happened to this particular thread. I could have sworn that it was created in the 'Spiritual" department? I thought it was such a funny thread and was having a lot of fun with it. So you can understand how sad I was when I logged on and found it missing. And then I was wandering around here and was pleased to have found it here! Is that normal? -- I mean thread being moved from one area to another?

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Originally posted by ckoh1965
Hey, I was wondering what happened to this particular thread. I could have sworn that it was created in the 'Spiritual" department? I thought it was such a funny thread and was having a lot of fun with it. So you can understand how sad I was when I logged on and found it missing. And then I was wandering around here and was pleased to have found it here! Is that normal? -- I mean thread being moved from one area to another?
Russ works in mysterious ways.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Russ works in mysterious ways.
Ummmm... Russ?... Who's Russ? You've got to know, I'm quite new here.

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Originally posted by ckoh1965
Ummmm... Russ?... Who's Russ? You've got to know, I'm quite new here.
He's the Creator.

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Originally posted by Palynka
He's the Creator.
Oh... OK... thanks for the info. Well, that's what I like about this modern technology. One gets to learn a whole load of new stuff all the time. At least now I have a reason to regret cancelling my American Express card. I might just need it one of these days. By the way, 7ate9, if you are reading this, would a VISA or MASTER card do?...LOL.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
A 44-year old man in China had an industrial accident which left him with a penis which was only approx 1 inch long. Not only would it be hard to please a lady with a 1 inch stump, but he was also having urinary problems and i suspect a high laundry bill.

Around the same time another man who was 22 years old had an industrial accident which killed him. Hav ...[text shortened]... s penis just because you are dissatisfied with the one God gave you.

What are you thinking?
Your story reminded me of a newspaper story from years ago, maybe as many as 20 years ago. A wife in Bangkok found out her husband had been unfaithful to her and castrated him in the middle of the night then flushed it down the toilet. Apparantly it wasn't uncommon for wives to do this to the extent that Bangkok's hospital was becoming efficient at sewing them back on! hence the flushing. However as he was taken to hospital someone had just had a sex change operation and they managed to transplant it onto him.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why should it be a Darwin Award? Because the man had an industrial accident? 😕
Most people who lose body parts in industrial accidents lose fingers or arms - the body parts they were using to operate the machine. It just seems weird it'd take off his willy but not his leg. 😛

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Originally posted by Remora91
Most people who lose body parts in industrial accidents lose fingers or arms - the body parts they were using to operate the machine. It just seems weird it'd take off his willy but not his leg. 😛
Have you ever seen a condom-testing machine?

It needs an...operator.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Have you ever seen a condom-testing machine?

It needs an...operator.
http://www.prinsci.com/condom.htm

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