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Originally posted by 7ate9
A 44-year old man in China had an industrial accident which left him with a penis which was only approx 1 inch long. Not only would it be hard to please a lady with a 1 inch stump, but he was also having urinary problems and i suspect a high laundry bill.

Around the same time another man who was 22 years old had an industrial accident which killed him. Hav ...[text shortened]... s penis just because you are dissatisfied with the one God gave you.

What are you thinking?
I think I would struggle with feeling gay as I am not gay every time I went to pee.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
A 44-year old man in China had an industrial accident which left him with a penis which was only approx 1 inch long. Not only would it be hard to please a lady with a 1 inch stump, but he was also having urinary problems and i suspect a high laundry bill.

Around the same time another man who was 22 years old had an industrial accident which killed him. Hav ...[text shortened]... s penis just because you are dissatisfied with the one God gave you.

What are you thinking?
I am thinking, 'why do you think GOD gave you a penis'?

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Originally posted by 7ate9
after hearing this being the first penis transplant, i was wondering how long is the waiting list....

make your millions of dollars... study to be a penis transplant surgeon!
I'm beginning to wonder if your brain went south.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
after hearing this being the first penis transplant, i was wondering how long is the waiting list....

make your millions of dollars... study to be a penis transplant surgeon!
they got pills for that, i think people would choose them over somebody elses dick.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
A 44-year old man in China had an industrial accident which left him with a penis which was only approx 1 inch long. Not only would it be hard to please a lady with a 1 inch stump, but he was also having urinary problems and i suspect a high laundry bill.

Around the same time another man who was 22 years old had an industrial accident which killed him. Hav ...[text shortened]... s penis just because you are dissatisfied with the one God gave you.

What are you thinking?
I'm thinking that if you really want to have that operation, just do it.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
what if it's the wrong colour?
then you bleach it like micheal jackson did.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
then you bleach it like micheal jackson did.
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!... did he!? Oh boy, you are killing me man!! Did Michael Jackson really bleached (I don't even know if this is the correct work for the process) his penis? Why did he do it? Surely it's not the colour that does the job?

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Originally posted by ckoh1965
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!... did he!? Oh boy, you are killing me man!! Did Michael Jackson really bleached (I don't even know if this is the correct work for the process) his penis? Why did he do it? Surely it's not the colour that does the job?
Oops!.. sorry... typo... I meant, I don't even know if it's the correct WORD for the process...

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Originally posted by 7ate9
There would be little moral difference between plastic surgery and similar medical changes.

Same diff,

1) I think my nose is huge, and would love a smaller one... out comes American Express, WHAMO. [god gives you a smaller nose].

2) I think my penis is too small, and would love a huge one... out comes American Express(gold), WHAMO. [god gives you a huge penis]
Just checking.... what would an AMEX platinum card get you?

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