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I Love People Who Cry When You Time Them Out

I Love People Who Cry When You Time Them Out

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It makes me giggle, tee-hee. If they had a dead won game they get really indignant.

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Originally posted by GreatSantini
It makes me giggle, tee-hee. If they had a dead won game they get really indignant.
I don't think it's as fun as the guy who gets upset when you resign a game they were going to win... had this happens some time back.

"Why did you quit our game, I was going to win!"

Um, you did win.

"I was going to checkmate you!"

Um, yes. That is why I resigned.

"You're a quiter."

You won, relax. It's part of the game to resign when you know you are beat.

"But I wanted to see how it would end."
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With that, I send the final moves in a PGN for them to enjoy.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I don't think it's as fun as the guy who gets upset when you resign a game they were going to win... had this happens some time back.

"Why did you quit our game, I was going to win!"

Um, you did win.

"I was going to checkmate you!"

Um, yes. That is why I resigned.

"You're a quiter."

You won, relax. It's part of the game to resign when ...[text shortened]... d."
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With that, I send the final moves in a PGN for them to enjoy.

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I think that's hillarious!

The way I see it, if you havn't moved in the time that you promised you would, you have quit the game.

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Originally posted by hoven5th
I think that's hillarious!

The way I see it, if you havn't moved in the time that you promised you would, you have quit the game.
I almost always wait for clocks before I finally move. I checked a game and I had the white clock.

I went to work and figured I'd make a move at lunch. Well, the game got timed out.

I was a bit hurt, but it was my fault. A clock is a clock, and the guy clicked it just about soon as it turned red I guess. What can you do? I thought about sending a message saying 'good game'... but I didn't want that sounding sarcastic... plus I didn't feel it a very good game for me at all.

All my fault, so I just put it in the archive and moved on. I'd play them again if they ever came up on my list, and with luck I'd make my moves on time.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I almost always wait for clocks before I finally move. I checked a game and I had the white clock.

I went to work and figured I'd make a move at lunch. Well, the game got timed out.

I was a bit hurt, but it was my fault. A clock is a clock, and the guy clicked it just about soon as it turned red I guess. What can you do? I thought about sending ...[text shortened]... hem again if they ever came up on my list, and with luck I'd make my moves on time.

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I understand. Sometimes things come up that are unexpected. This is why I only choose a 0 timebank on the weekends when I know I'll be around to play. However, with a seven-day time bank, or what have you, failure to move = quit the game. If you send me amessage or something, that's a different story.

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Originally posted by GreatSantini
It makes me giggle, tee-hee. If they had a dead won game they get really indignant.
I feel that to time out an opponent is to perform an abortion (unless the game has not only started/conceived) against which i feel very strongly. Instead of showing a skull they should picture a foetus in utero. I once met Jonathon Spielman (in 1987) during the Karpov Kasparov games in London, and he told me that to lose a game of chess was like killing his own child. I agree with him.

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
I feel that to time out an opponent is to perform an abortion (unless the game has not only started/conceived) against which i feel very strongly. Instead of showing a skull they should picture a foetus in utero. I once met Jonathon Spielman (in 1987) during the Karpov Kasparov games in London, and he told me that to lose a game of chess was like killing his own child. I agree with him.
Yes, it is exactally like an abortion - A way of disposing of something that is meaningless to you anyway.

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
I feel that to time out an opponent is to perform an abortion (unless the game has not only started/conceived) against which i feel very strongly. Instead of showing a skull they should picture a foetus in utero. I once met Jonathon Spielman (in 1987) during the Karpov Kasparov games in London, and he told me that to lose a game of chess was like killing his own child. I agree with him.
You've been killing a lot of your children lately, it seems.

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Originally posted by SJ247
You've been killing a lot of your children lately, it seems.
I'm gonna hide behind you SJ, if you don't mind.

That way, if we turn around and run, I'll be in front.

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
I feel that to time out an opponent is to perform an abortion (unless the game has not only started/conceived) against which i feel very strongly. Instead of showing a skull they should picture a foetus in utero. I once met Jonathon Spielman (in 1987) during the Karpov Kasparov games in London, and he told me that to lose a game of chess was like killing his own child. I agree with him.
Maybe they should change it to "abort" game, instead of "timeout." That way, at least the pro-lifers will keep their games going.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I'm gonna hide behind you SJ, if you don't mind.

That way, if we turn around and run, I'll be in front.
Smart thinking, but if you turn around, I might goose you.

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
I feel that to time out an opponent is to perform an abortion (unless the game has not only started/conceived) against which i feel very strongly. Instead of showing a skull they should picture a foetus in utero. I once met Jonathon Spielman (in 1987) during the Karpov Kasparov games in London, and he told me that to lose a game of chess was like killing his own child. I agree with him.
How can you compare a game of chess being timed out to an abortion?

When you flush the toilet after a dump do you consider this to be like an abortion. After all, you have squeezed out a massive poopie and then without any guilt, flushed it away.

Some pro lifers have weird ideas.

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
I feel that to time out an opponent is to perform an abortion (unless the game has not only started/conceived) against which i feel very strongly. Instead of showing a skull they should picture a foetus in utero. I once met Jonathon Spielman (in 1987) during the Karpov Kasparov games in London, and he told me that to lose a game of chess was like killing his own child. I agree with him.
I would click that so quick! They should make it spin down a toilet too!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I would click that so quick! They should make it spin down a toilet too!

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The really cruel could click on the partial win timeout, but only for matches that have reached the endgame.

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Originally posted by GreatSantini
It makes me giggle, tee-hee. If they had a dead won game they get really indignant.
Did you get your name from Columbo, the one where the great magician murders a blackmailer?