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I saw a Porsche today

I saw a Porsche today

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And a Corvette, and a Prius, and a BMW, and a piece o' shyte 1979 Camaro. It probably had an 8-Track in it. Coooooolllllll.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
And a Corvette, and a Prius, and a BMW, and a piece o' shyte 1979 Camaro. It probably had an 8-Track in it. Coooooolllllll.
I saw an Audi quattro copy! Copies are everywhere here. The Chinese don't care about international copyright, patent rights. They copy everything - down to cars! They copy GM models, Audi's in particular. You can see they are copies because the gaps in the body panels are horrendous and the pressings have dents all over them. And what's more - they don't care what they infringe!

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
And a Corvette, and a Prius, and a BMW, and a piece o' shyte 1979 Camaro. It probably had an 8-Track in it. Coooooolllllll.
See if you can spy a dodge viper tomorrow Frank. I am in lust with that car for some reason. I want to thrust my gas nozzle deep down in it's orifice... and open her up on the asphalt.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
See if you can spy a dodge viper tomorrow Frank. I am in lust with that car for some reason. I want to thrust my gas nozzle deep down in it's orifice... and open her up on the asphalt.
[Boy:] On a hot summer night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Will he offer me his mouth?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his teeth?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his jaws?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Again, will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes!
[Girl:] And does he love me?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Yes.
[Boy:] On a hot summer night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Yes.

Gotta love MeatLoaf Cash

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You took the words right out of my mouth.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
You took the words right out of my mouth.
😉

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
😉
You guys are just looking for paradise by the dashboard lights.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
You guys are just looking for paradise by the dashboard lights.
Shorty! How ya doing brother?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Shorty! How ya doing brother?
Pretty good Frank, and you?

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My dream car is a 1959 Cad hearse monster truck. 😞
You know with a nirto burning 5000hp Hemi.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Pretty good Frank, and you?
Doing great brother, although I'm on call and kind of married to the house this weekend. But I got some good things done today.

I hope you are enjoying a great weekend. It's about time for me to turn in in case I get a call in the middle of the night.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
My dream car is a 1959 Cad hearse monster truck. 😞
You know with a nirto burning 5000hp Hemi.
No matter what it's burning Ice, better to be in the front seat than in the back buddy.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
My dream car is a 1959 Cad hearse monster truck. 😞
You know with a nirto burning 5000hp Hemi.
Keep dreaming and eat my dust Cad Man. 5000 hp Pssssh. Horses are so yesterday. By the way what is a nirto?

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I saw Ford Focus today. pwned!

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Originally posted by Jusuh
I saw Ford Focus today. pwned!
pawned? Who would give any money for a ford focus? 😕