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i want to clone myself

i want to clone myself

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you talking to me?
You're in the quote aren't you?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
You're in the quote aren't you?
Pay no attention to Seitse. Just another sad guy with a goatee, well past his prime.

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Do not mess with my goatee 😠

I'm cool, and musician... and... and and aging, and a systems engineers, and... and... 😞

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do not mess with my goatee 😠

You have a goatee? Would your clone have a goatee?

Who would be bottom, you, or your clone. Only way you'd avoid a fight is to swap the bottom spot. So, you'd have to consider that you'd not only give it to, but take it from, yourself.



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ARTIST: Mac Davis
TITLE: It's Hard to Be Humble
Lyrics and Chords


{Refrain}
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can

/ D - - A7 / - - - D / - - D7 G / - D A7 D /

I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete
With all these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I probably could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome 'cause I treasure my own company

/ DG D - A7 / " / " / " /

{Refrain}

I guess you could say I am a loner, a cowboy all locked up and proud
Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted, but then I wouldn't stand out in a crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical - hell I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

{Refrain}

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My clone would be just like me, of course. I think there's nothing more beautiful than the female body... and I find the naked male body repulsive. No, I don't have hangups about men. I simply don't like them in close quarters with me.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Is it less gay to have sex with your clone? I dunno. Might be. Still, I think I'd have to pass.
I think it counts as masturbation, especially if you think of Pamela Anderson or Filipina bargirls during the event.

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Originally posted by Arrakis
My clone would be just like me, of course. I think there's nothing more beautiful than the female body... and I find the naked male body repulsive. No, I don't have hangups about men. I simply don't like them in close quarters with me.
You don't have to be naked to be repulsive.