I won't forget this moment...thread

Tell the world your unforgettable stories that may be forgotten by them, but not you.

I had recently taken 2nd place at an arm wrestling tournament and of course the next day it was time to celebrate... again...
So me and the current misses go to the booze store and I'm wearing my big second place medal with pride ☺️

We go to the cash register and the cashier says "what's that?"

We explained to him the acquiring of the medal.

He says "oh I thought you were slow and you were wearing a big medal"...

That was his first mistake.

He proceeded to challenge me to a match right there.

That was his second mistake.

I'll tell you this right away... always use a proper arm wrestling table. You're just asking for injury if you don't.

So we hold up the line and I annihilate him.
The woman next in line says "saw that coming"

I say..."you too?"

When I look at the cashier I say "when someone is second place, you're either the guy who won or you're not"

I'll never forget that 🤔

@endlame said
Tell the world your unforgettable stories that may be forgotten by them, but not you.

I had recently taken 2nd place at an arm wrestling tournament and of course the next day it was time to celebrate... again...
So me and the current misses go to the booze store and I'm wearing my big second place medal with pride ☺️

We go to the cash register and the cashier says "wha ...[text shortened]... en someone is second place, you're either the guy who won or you're not"

I'll never forget that 🤔

@endlame said
Tell the world your unforgettable stories that may be forgotten by them, but not you.

I had recently taken 2nd place at an arm wrestling tournament and of course the next day it was time to celebrate... again...
So me and the current misses go to the booze store and I'm wearing my big second place medal with pride ☺️

We go to the cash register and the cashier says "wha ...[text shortened]... en someone is second place, you're either the guy who won or you're not"

I'll never forget that 🤔

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'd defeat you quite comfortably with the left arm.

-Removed-

-Removed-

Do they still make wine gums?

@a-unique-nickname said
Do they still make wine gums?

@endlame said
The moral of the story is the little things we won't forget but are meaningless in the grand scheme of things.

@endlame said
Tell the world your unforgettable stories that may be forgotten by them, but not you.

I had recently taken 2nd place at an arm wrestling tournament and of course the next day it was time to celebrate... again...
So me and the current misses go to the booze store and I'm wearing my big second place medal with pride ☺️

We go to the cash register and the cashier says "wha ...[text shortened]... en someone is second place, you're either the guy who won or you're not"

I'll never forget that 🤔

once upon a time,
i was pulled over by what i thought was a norfolk, virginia policeman for a traffic violation
the bed of my pickup was indeed loaded with empty beer cans, awaiting recycling
as i pulled to the side of the road i decided to jump out, talk to the officer, and take my ticket like a man
but it wasn't "just the police"
nope
it was a narcotics detective, and he wasn't playing
as i looked up he had his weapon drawn, cocked, safety off, and aimed squarely center between my eyes
i could see right down the barrel of the piece
don't know the caliber, it could have been a .357, 9mm, or .44 mag, whatever
i remember clearly the bullet in the chamber was a hollowpoint, and funny enough my initials were engraved on the copper jacketing

i remember him laughing as i crapped my pants

vividly

@rookie54 said
once upon a time,
i was pulled over by what i thought was a norfolk, virginia policeman for a traffic violation
the bed of my pickup was indeed loaded with empty beer cans, awaiting recycling
as i pulled to the side of the road i decided to jump out, talk to the officer, and take my ticket like a man
but it wasn't "just the police"
nope
it was a narcotics detective, an ...[text shortened]... ls were engraved on the copper jacketing

i remember him laughing as i crapped my pants

vividly

@endlame said
Over here yes.

Hard gummy Candy that has absolutely no alcohol in them.

Lying b**tards.

@a-unique-nickname said
Same as fruit pastilles not having any fruit in them. Ate some skittles today, wasn't the purple one a different flavor before?