I won't forget this moment...thread

@yo-its-me said
They're all meant to have a different flavour aren't they?
Orange smarties have a different flavour- don't know if you've noticed

@endlame said
Tell the world your unforgettable stories that may be forgotten by them, but not you.

I had recently taken 2nd place at an arm wrestling tournament and of course the next day it was time to celebrate... again...
So me and the current misses go to the booze store and I'm wearing my big second place medal with pride ☺️

We go to the cash register and the cashier says "wha ...[text shortened]... en someone is second place, you're either the guy who won or you're not"

I'll never forget that 🤔

@a-unique-nickname said
I haven't eaten smarties in years.

Purple skittles are now grape flavoured, I could have sworn that they were blackberry or something before.

@yo-its-me said
Blackberry flavour rings a bell. Maybe it's gotten harder to get hold of whatever they used to make it taste like that.
Or maybe people found it wasn't living up to the name.
Grape is so nondescript in a sweet as a flavour

@very-rusty said
Did you beat him with your bad shoulder or the good one? 🙂

-VR

@rookie54 said
once upon a time,
i was pulled over by what i thought was a norfolk, virginia policeman for a traffic violation
the bed of my pickup was indeed loaded with empty beer cans, awaiting recycling
as i pulled to the side of the road i decided to jump out, talk to the officer, and take my ticket like a man
but it wasn't "just the police"
nope
it was a narcotics detective, an ...[text shortened]... ls were engraved on the copper jacketing

i remember him laughing as i crapped my pants

vividly

@endlame said
So how did it end?

*phone rings*
Me: Hello
Bot: HI! This is Jenna! How are you doing today?!!!
Me: Not very good, my head just fell off.
Bot: That's great! I called to tell you about a new state sponsored final expense insurance plan! Do you want to hear more....

Have you heard about a Reverse Mortgage?

@a-unique-nickname said
I haven't eaten smarties in years.

@a-unique-nickname said
I haven't eaten smarties in years.

Purple skittles are now grape flavoured, I could have sworn that they were blackberry or something before.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I had some this morning.

@gambrel said
Unfortunately eating Smarties won't help.
I'm not sure about purple being blackberry but green used to be lime, now it's apple, yuk.

@a-unique-nickname said
Do you feel smarter?