If I had a time machine...

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Would you regard engaging in conversation by posting to an iternet bulletin board as 'performing an action'?
By the way, the War Two Generation gave back to the earth some of finest men and women of all time.
We salute your gender and you, personally, for your tireless efforts to elevate the quality and enjoyment
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Not for the first time, am exploring the library shelves on the subject. Shelves! Walls! It hurts. A mere sentence might mean thousands died, and not due to accident. I don't like the military, but do exalt the personnel.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Jesus, no one granted you magic powers.
Blasphemy! God gave Holy powers to my Lord.

you have given no thought nor explanation as to how you, if you had a time machine, would wipe out crime in England.
I would aid Scotland in defeating the Brits and drive them into the ocean.

Jeez, its a bunch of orangutans in here. All bluster and bite, no subst ...[text shortened]... hen the King's last name is Wallace or Bruce and you have to stand when they play God Save CP.

Pretty sure you don't get paid for being a dickhead, so you just do it for fun.

Originally posted by Kegge
I would go back to July 14th 2007 and change gb's password on this site.

lol

Originally posted by apathist
Not for the first time, am exploring the library shelves on the subject. Shelves! Walls! It hurts. A mere sentence might mean thousands died, and not due to accident. I don't like the military, but do exalt the personnel.

Believe the reply was to Kewpie's post.

Originally posted by apathist
Pretty sure you don't get paid for being a dickhead, so you just do it for fun.

Glad to see we understand each other.

The anonymous internet encourages cowardly people.

Originally posted by apathist
How? By saying so?

I have a time machine! I could make it work.

Originally posted by tomtom232
I have a time machine! I could make it work.

Going forward a moment at a time doesn't count.

Originally posted by apathist
If you had a time machine, and wanted to make our world better, what would you do?

Readers are encouraged to shoot down the wishes. For example, killing Hitler when he was not yet empowered may result in USA not becoming a super-power (we'd miss out on owning those awesome scientists that gave US the a-bomb).

Good clean fun.

I would go back in time and invest a bunch of money in Intel, Apple, Google, Yahoo, etc. before they were big. Then I'd come back to the present as a benevolent trillionaire. 😀

Originally posted by SwissGambit
I would go back in time and invest a bunch of money in Intel, Apple, Google, Yahoo, etc. before they were big. Then I'd come back to the present as a benevolent trillionaire. 😀

Too easy. You made our world better, how? Gave some bottom-feeders a meal?

Originally posted by apathist
The anonymous internet encourages cowardly people.

Yeah, I am only 4 foot nothing, 80 lbs scared of my own shadow in real life. 😕

Originally posted by apathist
Too easy. You made our world better, how? Gave some bottom-feeders a meal?

Is that all you can think of to do with a trillion dollars?

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Is that all you can think of to do with a trillion dollars?

No. Mostly I'm selfish, though.

We are breeding ourselves to extinction, and my moneys won't change that. If I were rich enough, think to back Virgin's play. We have to get off this planet, before it dies. Because of us.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Yeah, I am only 4 foot nothing, 80 lbs scared of my own shadow in real life. 😕

The truth failed, so try lying.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Yeah, I am only 4 foot nothing, 80 lbs scared of my own shadow in real life. 😕

Didn't you forget the 6' before the 4....LOL...