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MontyMoose

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http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/internet-memes-come-on-girl-there.jpg

You know you play way too much chess if you look at the picture and start thinking, "It's not that bad of a move...rook gets an open file...g3 pawn helps in the center...probably have to go 0-0-0 tho.... 😳

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/internet-memes-come-on-girl-there.jpg

You know you play way too much chess if you look at the picture and start thinking, "It's not that bad of a move...rook gets an open file...g3 pawn helps in the center...probably have to go 0-0-0 tho.... 😳
Well... either that or you're not fond of women made mostly out of plastics and silicones.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/internet-memes-come-on-girl-there.jpg

You know you play way too much chess if you look at the picture and start thinking, "It's not that bad of a move...rook gets an open file...g3 pawn helps in the center...probably have to go 0-0-0 tho.... 😳
Well, you don't know if she was just going to put the pawn in its proper place. You may not have seen her just setting up the board and that was the last piece to move to get it to its home.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Well, you don't know if she was just going to put the pawn in its proper place. You may not have seen her just setting up the board and that was the last piece to move to get it to its home.
You give her too much credit, the board is set up wrong.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You give her too much credit, the board is set up wrong.
Well spotted!

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Originally posted by cadwah
Well spotted!
I'll bet the photographer set the board up.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Well spotted!
There's a thread around someplace where I rant about boards being set up wrong... I just notice like Noodles notices grammar errors.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'll bet the photographer set the board up.
Any photographer worth their salt has an assist.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
There's a thread around someplace where I rant about boards being set up wrong... I just notice like Noodles notices grammar errors.
Speaking of grammar errors, the line should be "and even if it were it would be terrible."

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/internet-memes-come-on-girl-there.jpg

You know you play way too much chess if you look at the picture and start thinking, "It's not that bad of a move...rook gets an open file...g3 pawn helps in the center...probably have to go 0-0-0 tho.... 😳
I'd give her a game and probably lose, but it would be messy.

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Originally posted by divegeester
I'd give her a game and probably lose, but it would be messy.
The Exposed Queen Opening?

MontyMoose

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
The Exposed Queen Opening?
Well she's halfway there already.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Well... either that or you're not fond of women made mostly out of plastics and silicones.

Richard
Silicone not 'silicones'.

I was going to start a thread about silicone breast implants, didn't bother though. They don't have to be huge, in fact the smaller ones are sexier... a woman i used to work with got implants, just a c cup, nothing mental... the extra confidence they gave her made her a much more attractive person.

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Originally posted by Trev33
Silicone not 'silicones'.

I was going to start a thread about silicone breast implants, didn't bother though. They don't have to be huge, in fact the smaller ones are sexier... a woman i used to work with got implants, just a c cup, nothing mental... the extra confidence they gave her made her a much more attractive person.
Yes, but they taste like rubber. 😞

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Originally posted by Trev33
Silicone not 'silicones'.
Silicones is also correct.

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