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Originally posted by reader1107
I think that counts as a proper burial. Did you have pancakes or waffles with him?
Blueberry pancakes.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Blueberry pancakes.
Ooh, I bet they tasted nice. 🙂

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Originally posted by Raven69
Those eh'holes had it coming...
It's not even a real country, anyway.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Um...we might have a slight problem....I sort of cut off his head and put it on my wall...then took out his heart and put it in my trophy case. I used the fur to make a nice hat, and ate the rest of him with some maple syrup...
Wait, wait, wait.

You must still have been pointing the rifle at him!

Whether you shot it or it went off, you must still have been pointing it at him 😠

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Originally posted by RahimK
Wait, wait, wait.

You must still have been pointing the rifle at him!

Whether you shot it or it went off, you must still have been pointing it at him 😠
No, no, no ... she was being very careful, pointing it away from him! It's not her fault that he ran in front of the bullet!

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Originally posted by reader1107
No, no, no ... she was being very careful, pointing it away from him! It's not her fault that he ran in front of the bullet!
Her careful? Nice try.

She gets distracted by tiny shiny objects! Tiny ones!

And don't you dare blame this on my poor Beaver. He didn't run infront of no bullet which went off by "mistake".

She was pointing at him and opened fire. The poor thing has 20 bullets in him :'(

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Originally posted by RahimK
Her careful? Nice try.

She gets distracted by tiny shiny objects! Tiny ones!

And don't you dare blame this on my poor Beaver. He didn't run infront of no bullet which went off by "mistake".

She was pointing at him and opened fire. The poor thing has 20 bullets in him :'(
20 bullets? He ... um ... ran in front of her a lot! Not a very bright beaver! And he was wearing braces, which were shiny and distracted her. Or something like that.

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Originally posted by reader1107
20 bullets? He ... um ... ran in front of her a lot! Not a very bright beaver! And he was wearing braces, which were shiny and distracted her. Or something like that.
Don't you dare defend her. Let her stand up for herself.

This doesn't involve you😠

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Originally posted by RahimK
Don't you dare defend her. Let her stand up for herself.

This doesn't involve you😠
The beaver was very nice.

I've been told...

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
The beaver was very nice.

I've been told...
You mean she never shared some with you?

Shows how much she cares about you huh?

After all that luvey duvey stuff in the threads and stuff.

Upset ?

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Originally posted by reader1107
20 bullets? He ... um ... ran in front of her a lot! Not a very bright beaver! And he was wearing braces, which were shiny and distracted her. Or something like that.
Yes exactly, thank you Reader! I'm glad to see at least someone around here has some sense...obviously 'twas all the beaver's fault, I mean, why would I ever kill someone who was coming to kill me?? 😕

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Originally posted by RahimK
Her careful? Nice try.

She gets distracted by tiny shiny objects! Tiny ones!

And don't you dare blame this on my poor Beaver. He didn't run infront of no bullet which went off by "mistake".

She was pointing at him and opened fire. The poor thing has 20 bullets in him :'(
Where are these shiny objects of which you speak? I know you wrote more, but that's the only part of the post I caught...

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Does he still need those braces....I mean, he is not going to need them anymore.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Yes exactly, thank you Reader! I'm glad to see at least someone around here has some sense...obviously 'twas all the beaver's fault, I mean, why would I ever kill someone who was coming to kill me?? 😕
I told you, since I know you he was only going to take a few finger from ya...

Consider it a personal favour.

Obviousily you didn't have the same common courtesy as me. You could have just shot a few of his fingers off. 😠

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Does he still need those braces....I mean, he is not going to need them anymore.
Quite! The Auction is starting.

Item 1: Braces -almost like new despite the few bullet holes 😠 in them.

$50 from Woodgie.

Do I hear $75? Anyone.