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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
ROFLMAO I said I wasn't going to say anything because I know how you are!
You don't know me. Otherwise, you'd most assuredly fall down in worship. Cough up some details or suffer my wrath.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You don't know me. Otherwise, you'd most assuredly fall down in worship. Cough up some details or suffer my wrath.
Ok I'll tell you this much! I didn't have sex with her! I just went out with her, her friend, and another friend from work! That's it, I we all had a good time!

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
Ok I'll tell you this much! I didn't have sex with her! I just went out with her, her friend, and another friend from work! That's it, I we all had a good time!
Liar! You haven't got any friends and you don't do any work!

You wouldn't be here bragging about how great your supposed night was if you did!

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
Ok I'll tell you this much! I didn't have sex with her! I just went out with her, her friend, and another friend from work! That's it, I we all had a good time!
I'm shocked. 😴 you didn't get sex, only to hang around her just as a good pet does... what a humiliating friday night. I was sooo sure it's gonna all work different for you.

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
Ok I'll tell you this much! I didn't have sex with her! I just went out with her, her friend, and another friend from work! That's it, I we all had a good time!
Did you impress her with your retard strength at bowling? Was the other friend a dude? Did you have sex with him? Did you go for ice cream afterwards? Did you 'accidently' maintain uncomfortable body contact with her? Did you go for the accidental breast brush?

Come on Corkie, we need some details.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Did you impress her with your retard strength at bowling? Was the other friend a dude? Did you have sex with him? Did you go for ice cream afterwards? Did you 'accidently' maintain uncomfortable body contact with her? Did you go for the accidental breast brush?

Come on Corkie, we need some details.
ahhhh yes, the accidental breast brush. I remember that one.

Good times, gooood times...

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Originally posted by LanndonKane
ahhhh yes, the accidental breast brush. I remember that one.

Good times, gooood times...
That's old school style.

To be 15 and terminally horny... those were the days.

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Hey Corky, you still out there? Did you show her your pant weasel?

I can't let this quest for truth rest without a detailed response.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Hey Corky, you still out there? Did you show her your pant weasel?

I can't let this quest for truth rest without a detailed response.
I ain't saying anything else! END OF DISCUSSION, THAT's ALL I'M REVEALING!

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
I ain't saying anything else! END OF DISCUSSION, THAT's ALL I'M REVEALING!
Good man 🙂

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
I ain't saying anything else! END OF DISCUSSION, THAT's ALL I'M REVEALING!
I'll pay you 50 dollars never to use an exclamation mark again, in your entire RHP life. If you decide to take up my offer, P.M. me so we can set up a PayPal transaction.

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
I ain't saying anything else! END OF DISCUSSION, THAT's ALL I'M REVEALING!
I bet that's not all you revealed my cocksure friend! Me love you long time!

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
I ain't saying anything else! END OF DISCUSSION, THAT's ALL I'M REVEALING!
Come on now Corky, don't pout. All we're all waiting for you to reveal your master plan of conquest.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Come on now Corky, don't pout. All we're all waiting for you to reveal your master plan of conquest.
I'll put £10 on it involving either chloroform or rohypnol!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I'll put £10 on it involving either chloroform or rohypnol!
I do believe I've found a picture of our man Lennie:

http://www.museumofdisability.org/html/exhibits/media/imgMedia/21Media1.jpg