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Originally posted by mokko
You'll be happy to know I retired from the decision making process long ago.

The official "Be Like HoH Handbook for Dummies" has worked miricles in my life. I can never thank you enough.

Although, I can't begin to tell you how heartbreaking it was for me having to disasemble the rocket I have in my basement, but I believe you when you say it's for the ...[text shortened]...

I have to go bag my daily quota of roadkill for the day now as outlined in chapter 3 😀
wtf does HoH stand for?
high on helium?
seriously

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oh, ive just seen that abbreviation a lot...
why is he so famous?

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
oh, ive just seen that abbreviation a lot...
why is he so famous?
infamous. he's the three-time international masturbation champion. he invented the 'switching hand against the stroke'.

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Originally posted by wormwood
infamous. he's the three-time international masturbation champion. he invented the 'switching hand against the stroke'.
haha
wow, yeah...
i guess thatd make ya famous alright...

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Originally posted by wormwood
infamous. he's the three-time international masturbation champion. he invented the 'switching hand against the stroke'.
Don't forget 'The Stranger'... an oldy but a goody. What won me the Bronze in the 2005 International Wackathon Worldcup was the old two handed, corkscrew half pass. Sadly, I was Jew'd by the Israeli Judge. He seemed to think that I didn't... stick the landing... in a manner of speaking.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't forget 'The Stranger'... an oldy but a goody. What won me the Bronze in the 2005 International Wackathon Worldcup was the old two handed, corkscrew half pass. Sadly, I was Jew'd by the Israeli Judge. He seemed to think that I didn't... stick the landing... in a manner of speaking.
who could ever forget 'the stranger', o great hand of wackathe.

it was a shame you couldn't participate in 'the 2006 fists of fury' though, after that unfortunate strain injury at 'the one hand clap'.


Originally posted by wormwood
who could ever forget 'the stranger', o great hand of wackathe.

it was a shame you couldn't participate in 'the 2006 fists of fury' though, after that unfortunate strain injury at 'the one hand clap'.
I'm still very disappointed with my three month suspension over the whole performance enhancing drug fiasco. Fortunately, everything worked out, but, the shadow still looms over the sport. Its bad enough to have to compete against 18 year olds, but, to be falsely accused after all my hard work... well, its just maddening. My long absence led to the strain injury, I simply didn't work out enough. My depression after the suspension made me neglect my stretching and meditation. Still, as of today, I'm back in prime form. If anything my left hand is now stronger and more supple than ever.

When are you going to turn pro? Your amateur debut at the Vegas Invitational was stunning, never has a new comer performed so well. I was particularly amazed by your long distance accuracy.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm still very disappointed with my three month suspension over the whole performance enhancing drug fiasco. Fortunately, everything worked out, but, the shadow still looms over the sport. Its bad enough to have to compete against 18 year olds, but, to be falsely accused after all my hard work... well, its just maddening. My long absence led to the ...[text shortened]... has a new comer performed so well. I was particularly amazed by your long distance accuracy.
wow, is this a serious career or something?
or are u guys just messin?

and wtf is a corkscrew half pass...
i didn't know there were different styles...

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
wow, is this a serious career or something?
or are u guys just messin?

and wtf is a corkscrew half pass...
i didn't know there were different styles...
i hardly think someone would make up a story like THAT.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm still very disappointed with my three month suspension over the whole performance enhancing drug fiasco. Fortunately, everything worked out, but, the shadow still looms over the sport. Its bad enough to have to compete against 18 year olds, but, to be falsely accused after all my hard work... well, its just maddening. My long absence led to the ...[text shortened]... has a new comer performed so well. I was particularly amazed by your long distance accuracy.
Yo i want in, this sounds like a fine recreation. Cut me some slack, jack

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Originally posted by LanndonKane
Yo i want in, this sounds like a fine recreation. Cut me some slack, jack
I get these requests all the time... you can understand my reluctance to take ever up and comer under my wing... still, please define, in detail, the following terms:

1. Corkscrew half pass.
2. Slipgrippen.
3. Spoetfuex.
4. Backslide double short.
5. I.W.W.S.O.
6. Sticking the landing.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
4. Backslide double short.
that's a tough one. I always drive the fish too deep.

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So Friday night was the best night ever! Of course I"m not telling you all what happened! LOL

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Originally posted by JohnLennonForever
So Friday night was the best night ever! Of course I"m not telling you all what happened! LOL
I bet it involved a girl 😉