@very-rusty saidWhy do I totally believe this?
You only Wish!
She reminds me of an ex I once kicked out of bed for eating crackers. 🙂
-VR
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidWould potato be considered an adequate bait for Salomon fishing, or would that Count as suspicious circumstance?
3. Mr Potato head is now gender-neutral.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidTo be honest if you've seen the spike he sits on in the plastic trousers it was only a matter of time.
3. Mr Potato head is now gender-neutral.
@ponderable saidNot if it was Rod Stewart doing the fishing.
Would potato be considered an adequate bait for Salomon fishing, or would that Count as suspicious circumstance?
@ghost-of-a-duke saidProbably to a Trump supporter.
4. A cornflake in the shape of Illinois sold on eBay for $1,350.
It's not as bad as most of Trump's cons he's foisted upon his supporters and this guy even got something for his money, unlike the others.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI think I ate Colorado
I checked my cornflakes this morning just to make sure I wasn't consuming a money-making Pennsylvania.
@relentless-red saidOMG. Please tell me that salmon aren't on welfare too. Who/what next? If communism ruled the world we would all be fine...no classes just everyone the same. 😲
The welfare of the Salmon is paramount.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidDid you make sure no one had urinated in them? 😉
I checked my cornflakes this morning just to make sure I wasn't consuming a money-making Pennsylvania.
-VR