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@great-big-stees said
OMG. Please tell me that salmon aren't on welfare too. Who/what next? If communism ruled the world we would all be fine...no classes just everyone the same. 😲
Forum post of the year.

Speech! Speech! Speech!

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
4. A cornflake in the shape of Illinois sold on eBay for $1,350.
I can get you a cornflake in the shape of Salmon Rushdie for 1200 pounds.

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@moonbus said
I can get you a cornflake in the shape of Salmon Rushdie for 1200 pounds.
Sadly it was the people who wanted Salman Rushdie in the shape of a cornflake who pay highest.

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@moonbus said
I can get you a cornflake in the shape of Salmon Rushdie for 1200 pounds.
Prefer one in the shape of Frida Kahlo.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Working' on it. Does it have to be actually edible?

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@moonbus said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Working' on it. Does it have to be actually edible?
Yes, and have a fruity twang.

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@moonbus said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Working' on it. Does it have to be actually edible?
LOL@ moonbus!

-VR

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Yes, and have a fruity twang.
Um, like Elton John? He's a fruit with a twang.

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@moonbus said
Um, like Elton John? He's a fruit with a twang.
That is politically incorrect to say in today's world!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
That is politically incorrect to say in today's world!

-VR
Woke bloke alert!

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Woke bloke alert!
Thanks for the alert goad, but I am sure we would have noticed the bloke woke up....Morning mate! 😛 😉

-VR

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6. The orange Smartie is the only Smartie who's flavour corresponds with its colour.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
6. The orange Smartie is the only Smartie who's flavour corresponds with its colour.
Never eat orange smarties!

Throw them out and always eat the red ones last.

-VR

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