Important to know

Moss is not good for your lawn.

@great-big-stees said
OMG. Please tell me that salmon aren't on welfare too. Who/what next? If communism ruled the world we would all be fine...no classes just everyone the same. 😲

Forum post of the year.

Speech! Speech! Speech!

@ghost-of-a-duke said
4. A cornflake in the shape of Illinois sold on eBay for $1,350.

I can get you a cornflake in the shape of Salmon Rushdie for 1200 pounds.

@moonbus said
I can get you a cornflake in the shape of Salmon Rushdie for 1200 pounds.

Sadly it was the people who wanted Salman Rushdie in the shape of a cornflake who pay highest.

@moonbus said
I can get you a cornflake in the shape of Salmon Rushdie for 1200 pounds.

Prefer one in the shape of Frida Kahlo.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Working' on it. Does it have to be actually edible?

@moonbus said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Working' on it. Does it have to be actually edible?

Yes, and have a fruity twang.

@moonbus said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Working' on it. Does it have to be actually edible?

LOL@ moonbus!

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Yes, and have a fruity twang.

Um, like Elton John? He's a fruit with a twang.

@moonbus said
Um, like Elton John? He's a fruit with a twang.

That is politically incorrect to say in today's world!

-VR

@very-rusty said
That is politically incorrect to say in today's world!

-VR

Woke bloke alert!

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Woke bloke alert!

Thanks for the alert goad, but I am sure we would have noticed the bloke woke up....Morning mate! 😛 😉

-VR

6. The orange Smartie is the only Smartie who's flavour corresponds with its colour.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
6. The orange Smartie is the only Smartie who's flavour corresponds with its colour.

Never eat orange smarties!

Throw them out and always eat the red ones last.

-VR