1. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    25 Feb '21 17:54
    @relentless-red said
    The welfare of the Salmon is paramount.
    Why are the Salmon on welfare? 🙂

    -VR
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    25 Feb '21 17:56
    @very-rusty said
    Why are the Salmon on welfare? 🙂

    -VR
    The salmon has rights but with these rights come responsibilities.
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    25 Feb '21 17:56
    Article 34 states salmon aren't allowed in fish farms without consent.

    Whose consent, their parents? They'll be wanting their own trade union next.

    (I was intending to conclude that this all sounds a bit fishy but I have decided to refrain from saying a bit fishy because it sounds a bit too corny.)
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    25 Feb '21 18:01
    @relentless-red said
    The salmon has rights but with these rights come responsibilities.
    Would they get a vote on what laws are passed concerning them? 😉

    -VR
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    25 Feb '21 18:06
    @very-rusty said
    Would they get a vote on what laws are passed concerning them? 😉

    -VR
    It is very unusual for a salmon to reach the age of majority.
  6. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    25 Feb '21 18:08
    @relentless-red said
    It is very unusual for a salmon to reach the age of majority.
    You see here in Canada, we have no Salmon on Welfare that I know about anyway! 😉

    -VR
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    25 Feb '21 18:15
    @very-rusty said
    Why are the Salmon on welfare? 🙂

    -VR
    Salmon have rights you know.
    They have the right to remain tasty.
    They have the right to be accompanied by a good slice of lemon.

    And to be represented by a good white wine.
  8. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    25 Feb '21 18:27
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    1. Under Section 32 of the Salmon Act it specifies that handling salmon in suspicious circumstances is an offence in England, Wales and Scotland.
    Do UK salmon smoke and are they under restraint with lox?
  9. SubscriberSuzianne
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    25 Feb '21 18:38
    @very-rusty said
    Why do I not believe a word of it? 😛 😉

    Actually, I know nothing about face book except people saying it is a good site not to go to! 😉

    -VR
    But once again, you chose to give an opinion on something you "know nothing about" (your quote).
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    25 Feb '21 18:39
    if I were salmon I would choose to be eaten by a grizzly bear
    rather than end my existence on the plate of some doofus
  11. SubscriberSuzianne
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    25 Feb '21 18:42
    @lemondrop said
    if I were salmon I would choose to be eaten by a grizzly bear
    rather than end my existence on the plate of some doofus
    Nature over nurture? Hah!
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    25 Feb '21 18:42
    @lemondrop said
    if I were salmon I would choose to be eaten by a grizzly bear
    rather than end my existence on the plate of some doofus
    Even if the bear just killed you for the very nice piece in the cheek and let the rest lie to rot?
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    25 Feb '21 18:45
    @ponderable said
    Even if the bear just killed you for the very nice piece in the cheek and let the rest lie to rot?
    the salmon is swimming to his death anyway
    a noble ending either way
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    25 Feb '21 18:47
    Why aren't people discussing Rod Stewart and why Facebook thinks I might be interested in him?

    I'm freaking out here!
  15. SubscriberSuzianne
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Why aren't people discussing Rod Stewart and why Facebook thinks I might be interested in him?

    I'm freaking out here!
    (Warning: Entering Rusty mode: ) So why ARE you so interested in Rod Stewart?
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