Originally posted by reader1107*Sung to the tune of "Short People"*
Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we need a theme song.
Old People got no reason
Old People got no reason
Old People got no reason
To live
They got shaky hands
Rheumy eyes
They limp around
Spoutin' great big lies
They got real long noses
And artificial teeth
They wear high top shoes
On their achin feet
Old People are just the same
As you and I
(Yeah, we'll all be Old)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Cranky Old World)
Old People got nobody
Old People got nobody
Old People got nobody
To love
They got bend over backs
That stand so low
You got to pull 'em up
Just to say hello
They got great big cars
That go so slow
They got attitude
'Cause there's nothing they don't know
They got knotted fingers
And barely present minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Old People
Don't want no Old People
Don't want no Old People
'Round here
Originally posted by aspviper666Hey! 😠 I'm the oldest member of the clique, and I'm not old! 😞
*Sung to the tune of "Short People"*
Old People got no reason
Old People got no reason
Old People got no reason
To live
They got shaky hands
Rheumy eyes
They limp around
Spoutin' great big lies
They got real long noses
And artificial teeth
They wear high top shoes
On their achin feet
Old People are just the same
As you and I
(Yeah, ...[text shortened]... ant no Old People
Don't want no Old People
Don't want no Old People
'Round here
Originally posted by NordlysTHE DIRTY SOCK SONG
I think we need a theme song.
(Refrain)
Ga ding dong dong dong dong,
Ga ding dong dong dong dong dong dong
Ga ding dong.
1) (Name) don’t wear no socks. Ga ding dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga ding dong.
He/she threw them into the air. Ga ding dong.
Now the birds are on Medicare.
2) (Name) don’t wear no socks. Ga ding dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga ding dong.
He/she threw them on a wire. Ga ding dong.
That’s what started the Chicago Fire.
3) (Name) don’t wear no socks. Ga ding dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga ding dong.
He/she threw them against the wall. Ga ding dong.
Now the roaches refuse to crawl.
4) (Name) don’t wear no socks. Ga ding dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga ding dong.
He/she throw them in the garbage can. Ga ding dong.
Killed three rats and the garbage man.
5) (Name) don’t wear no socks. Ga ding dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga ding dong.
He/she threw them into the tent. Ga ding dong.
Now the tent has an awful scent.
6) (Name) don’t wear no socks. Ga ding dong.
I was there when he/she took them off. Ga ding dong.
He/she threw them against the tree. Ga ding dong.
Now the dogs all refuse to ....
Originally posted by RookRAKWell THIS one certainly doesn't work! But maybe someone could pretty it up.
Hey! 😠 I'm the oldest member of the clique, and I'm not old! 😞
Surrender To The Clique Lyrics
Excuse me Mr. Apathy.
The guillotine has dropped; another victim of you is what I see.
The whole town eggs obnoxiously,
forcing you out on a killing spree.
It's not enough to spill the blood of those on the soil.
In microwaves go torsos covered solely in foil.
Excuse me, Mr. Simple Mind, you're the kind that kills.
Another victim of you is what I see.
The whole crowd eggs obnoxiously.
Rebels gagged and bound lack their pride.
And receive no respect at all.