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Originally posted by RedDevil4Life
You cannot see that someone is a race car driver or a fast runner by just looking at them either.
Yes, you can. There are well-attended events where many people do just that.

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
Yes, you can. There are well-attended events where many people do just that.
not to mention the fact that when you look at some 17 stone, 5 foot nothing lard-ass, you can tell he's not a fast runner. when you look at someone (i don't mean this as mean or insulting, just as part of my point) with down's syndrome, you know that their IQ is not necessarily a high number. you CAN see certain thing by looking at people whether you like it or not. 'smart is as smart does' as forrest gump might say, and people who go around touting high IQ test scores are not smart, they're desperate, friendless geeks, seeking attention and acceptance. if they were truly smart they would use their intelligence to become rich and buy an entourage like all the other popular people do.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
i just got that joke in my e-mail less than an hour ago...
Pretend I care.

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I also took on of the online tests which came out to 140 but I don't really put a lot of stock in the results, the questions seemed way too easy compared to Mensa. I got a pretty good score on that one and I can assure you the questions on the Mensa tests are a lot harder than those online versions, which usually want money for something or other. So if you score high you are maybe more likely to spend money.
One thing about the online test I took, I only missed two questions and it came out at 140. How much higher can it go if you get 100%?
Miss one and it gives you 150, miss none and it calls you 160? See what I mean?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Pretend I care.
or I could pretend you're not a (insert expletives here.) i was only mentioning it as it seemed a mildly entertaining coincidence. so kiss it (expletive) face.


😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I am almost sure that you are in the top 2% of the world. Maybe even 1 out of 50. 🙄
ROFLMAO!!!

According to Mensa 136 will land you in that top 2% they're looking for.

Remember, only 1 in 50 people qualify.

I always heard that 150 and above was genius. (Gates, Fischer, and Einstein were in the 180s)

142-150 is near-genius. Defined as being able to fool many people into thinking you're a genius. LOL

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I think my IQ is about 196...but I can't remember exactly....give me a minute....give me a minute...er..er..er..er......NO it's gone. Can't remember a bloody thing these days...I'm off for some more beer now.......................now where is the fridge!

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
not to mention the fact that when you look at some 17 stone, 5 foot nothing lard-ass, you can tell he's not a fast runner. when you look at someone (i don't mean this as mean or insulting, just as part of my point) with down's syndrome, you know that their IQ is not necessarily a high number. you CAN see certain thing by looking at people whether you like it or not.
Yeah, I buy that -- good point.

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Originally posted by Bobski
I think my IQ is about 196...but I can't remember exactly....give me a minute....give me a minute...er..er..er..er......NO it's gone. Can't remember a bloody thing these days...I'm off for some more beer now.......................now where is the fridge!
Has anybody seen my fridge?

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Originally posted by Red Night
Remember, only 1 in 50 people qualify.
just two days ago, I saw a finnish mensa representive on tv. she said that about half the people who take the test, pass it. her explanation was that "only those who know they'll do well take the test". although there probably is some truth in that, I think the gap between 2% and 50% passing should tell them something else...

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Originally posted by Bobski
Has anybody seen my fridge?
What's a fridge?...

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Originally posted by sonhouse
What's a fridge?...
duh, obviously is a woman who cannot have org... orgas... organs?

yeah, something like that.

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Originally posted by Seitse
duh, obviously is a woman who cannot have org... orgas... organs?

yeah, something like that.
what is the difference between a woman and a fridge ?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
what is the difference between a woman and a fridge ?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Dude, that was gross.

Liked it 😵

What looks best on the ears of a woman?

Earrings? No, the knees! 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
what is the difference between a woman and a fridge ?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Maybe YOURS doesn't...