IQ test

I once responded to an advert in the paper for an IQ test from 'MENSA'. I received the paper and arranged a quiet moment for myself, with myself.
The scene was set, poised with my pen, stopwatch and glass of water. This was to be an exact gauge of my mental ability.
I commenced, carefully considering every quesion on the paper and answering to the best of my ability.
I finally reached the end of the test wher it said PTO.
On the back page it said :-
'Please return paper unmarked, or completed with cheque for £8.95'
FUMSTARDS!

Originally posted by Bowmann
Seen many profiles lately?

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I once responded to an advert in the paper for an IQ test from 'MENSA'. I received the paper and arranged a quiet moment for myself, with myself.

Originally posted by Bowmann
You don't get rated on masturbation 😵

Originally posted by Nordlys
I have tried different tests and got results of about 70 (I don't remember the exact numbers).

Originally posted by Red Night
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Originally posted by RedDevil4Life
and why do woman with enormous melons wear tight clothes and show them off?

BECAUSE IT'S A TALENT YOU STUPID S.O.B!!!!!
Just like people with other talents not everybody is smart.

Originally posted by ivangrice
Large breasts = talent?

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I read that the average IQ is 100, 115 sounds a bit close to that to be genius material.

Originally posted by ivangrice
Large breasts = talent?

Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Yes! I've never heard any one talk of their IQ test score when it's been something ordinary.

Originally posted by stocken
But you've read it in two posts I know of so far. Of course, I lied. I'm really 560 IQ. 😏

Originally posted by Red Night
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Originally posted by RedDevil4Life
I think you meen 5 + 6 + 0 = 11