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Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

That afternoon the newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

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They brought their spoons?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes th ...[text shortened]... e newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
What's that kid got in his mouth?

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Oh my god!!!😳 [puke smiley]%&$%(^[/puke smiley]

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Salty puddingπŸ˜›πŸ˜•

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Sure hope Jello doesn't hear about this or we could see a new flavor on the market. 😞

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Hmmm, well, there goes all of Huck's deposits...

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Hmmm, well, there goes all of Huck's deposits...

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What do you mean....I heard he was making withdrawals. πŸ˜•

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Just jealousy because you ol bastards cant get it up πŸ˜›