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Originally posted by wormwood
that deep insight will haunt my nights for years to come. how will I ever sleep again.
Now you sound like a BS-ing douche bag.

GRANNY.

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*pops corn while rubber-necking from the kitchen

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
*pops corn while rubber-necking from the kitchen
Play us a song and get me out of this.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Play us a song and get me out of this.

GRANNY.
Searches memory for a song about FIGHTS!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Searches memory for a song about FIGHTS!~
I'm also constipated if that helps.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
I'm also constipated if that helps.

GRANNY.
I can't think of a better fight than the good fight fought trying to liberate a compacted turd from an oppressive colonic regime and the evils perpetrated in its name by an iron-fisted sphincter.

PS This is a HIT!~ Phlabs, you can send me a photocopy of your gold record in advance.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I can't think of a better fight than the good fight fought trying to liberate a compacted turd from an oppressive colonic regime and the evils perpetrated in its name by an iron-fisted sphincter.

PS This is a HIT!~ Phlabs, you can send me a photocopy of your gold record in advance.
The Liberation of the Reluctant Turd

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The Liberation of the Reluctant Turd
Sung to the music of the Rocky Theme Song !?!

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Sung to the music of the Rocky Theme Song !?!

GRANNY.
"Trying hard now
It's so hard now
Trying hard now..."

Hey, this thing writes itself! 🙂

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Originally posted by wormwood
it seems the dumbed-down american tv with instant recaps following the commercial break every five minutes, has de-evolved you into a cabbage. that in turn has given you the illusion that everyone else is retarded as well, and that even the most obvious cultural references simply must be pointed out to become understood. here in the civilized world, we take ...[text shortened]... ars.


edit: this one I really meant, every word. do your worst with it, marketing scums!
is this copyrighted or can i use it as a kind of general rebuttal, simply substituting the names. Wonderfully written i hasten to add.

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Yes indeed,but where from did the pompous, bigoted, BS-ing snot, douche bag copy the above aforementioned whatchamacallit. Excuse me while i pee on my red neck trailer. Does the constipation make my typical American breathe smell like Caca? OOOOps! i said American when i should have said. United States. What an ignorant turd i an. Now, back to Phlabs music. La De Da !

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Yes indeed,but where from did the pompous, bigoted, BS-ing snot, douche bag copy the above aforementioned whatchamacallit. Excuse me while i pee on my red neck trailer. Does the constipation make my typical American breathe smell like Caca? OOOOps! i said American when i should have said. United States. What an ignorant turd i an. Now, back to Phlabs music. La De Da !

GRANNY.
Ooh - touched a nerve, did he?

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