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I've got a company that desires some parts. They have asked for a JX48.

"What do you need"?

'JX48'

"I understand that, but it's not terminology we use"

'JX48 is our part number for a nurflap twixlerbanger'

"I am unfamiliar with this item, please use our descriptions"

'My boss has requested these items, contact him'.

"Who is your boss, and how do I contact them"?

'If you can not provide us with what we need, we will find another company' (this message was forwarded to a 'boss'😉

12 minutes later
MESSAGE FROM THE BOSS!

<Sorry about the confusion, let me know how to order so you can better understand what I need.>

"Our catalog has description for all items, use those and not your own part numbers. If there is something you want from us, use our terminology. Also consider firing that bitch you have doing your purchasing."

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Is that a sexist joke? Well it was almost funny anyway.
Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

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Originally posted by yo its me
Is that a sexist joke? Well it was almost funny anyway.
Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
It's not sexist at all. My technician is a woman, and a damn good at her job. She gets the occasional "OLD MAN" who doesn't want to talk to a woman, so I get on the phone and tell them to ask our technician because I am not one.

So, you read this as sexist, it was not my intention. Men and woman can be idiots.

Also, who's to say the boss wasn't a woman?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
It's not sexist at all. My technician is a woman, and a damn good at her job. She gets the occasional "OLD MAN" who doesn't want to talk to a woman, so I get on the phone and tell them to ask our technician because I am not one.

So, you read this as sexist, it was not my intention. Men and woman can be idiots.

Also, who's to say the boss wasn't a woman?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
I guess it was the way the word 'bitch' was used that got me thinking it was sexist.

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"Bitch" was the best part of the whole story

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Originally posted by epic0002
"Bitch" was the best part of the whole story
hello stranger! you ready to subup + take back your club?!

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The original script had 'dumb bitch' .... but that was too descritive for the general female population

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Originally posted by yo its me
hello stranger! you ready to subup + take back your club?!
I forgot how to play chess. Sorry

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Originally posted by yo its me
I guess it was the way the word 'bitch' was used that got me thinking it was sexist.
After that message, they tell me 'when I ask for blah blah' what I want is 'blah blah'.




"From the desk of Samual "Sam Smith" Smith, Redundant Department of Redundancy

Please use our terminology when ordering.

Samual "Sam Smith" Smith, Redundant Department of Redundancy

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Originally posted by epic0002
The original script had 'dumb bitch' .... but that was too descritive for the general female population
what is descritive?

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Originally posted by yo its me
I guess it was the way the word 'bitch' was used that got me thinking it was sexist.
if it were a guy, he'd be a stupied douche.... just like the boss explaining why he uses his terms and not ours.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
After that message, they tell me 'when I ask for blah blah' what I want is 'blah blah'.




"From the desk of Samual "Sam Smith" Smith, Redundant Department of Redundancy

Please use our terminology when ordering.

Samual "Sam Smith" Smith, Redundant Department of Redundancy
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Originally posted by yo its me
Is that a sexist joke? Well it was almost funny anyway.
Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
Yeah, by winding down the window causing everyones blood to boil and their eyes to pop out in the vaccum of -4,000,000,000,000 degrees below very cold indeed.

Women.

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Originally posted by yo its me
I guess it was the way the word 'bitch' was used that got me thinking it was sexist.
You should get out more.

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