Jokes and the Culture of Laugh

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From: Skip Vogt
Subject: Watermelon makes you queer

And who says fundamentalists aren't fundamentally idiots???????

According to Reuters news service:

Iran's parliament voted on Monday to ban the sale of seedless watermelon deemed corrupting by Moslem clerics. Deputies voted for the bill after a two-day debate in which a minority argued that people should not be denied watermelon because it has no seeds.

``The government has to defend Islamic and cultural values, just as it has to defend the borders... Spreading corruption, robbing the youths of moral values. Seedless watermelon promotes homosexuality and asexuality." The law will take effect after further debate on details of the bill expected in several weeks' time.


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Originally posted by LittleBear

Atheist having an orgasm, 'Oh, random! Oh, chance!'

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Oh my null set! Funny stuff guys n gals 🙂

Originally posted by D43M0N
I said it before, and I'll say it again...

Baddum-tish!

if electricity comes form electrons, does morality come from morons?

This one you have to say aloud:
Who put the "mock" in "democracy"?

... politicians are to virtue what a squid is to a helicopter 😀😀😀

and another one: (I'm posting this seperately cuz it will probably deleted...)

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, YES is the answer! 🙄

Angie 😉

Some more atheist jokes:

Rene Descartes goes into a bar.
The bartender asks "can I get you a drink?"
Descartes says, "I think not."
So now there's no Descartes!
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One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.

Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"

"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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Rich Cook:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
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And my favourite of all, a quote from the man most responsible for all this scientific nonsense 🙂

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

Seen on the packaging of a Bic lighter:

Bic lighter with Child Guard! (Keep away from children).

Go figure... 🙂
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Husband: You can have anything you want for our anniversary.
Wife: Well, we have a great house and car, been all around the world... I guess all I want is to know whats in that locked drawer in your desk.
Husband: Come on. Anything you want.
Wife: *sobbing* I just want to know whats in the drawer.
Husband: Well, okay
* Husband opens the drawer and inside is three golf balls and three hundred dollars, he quickly shuts the drawer *
Wife: What's the big deal with that.
Husband: Oh, oh it's nothing...
Wife: *sobbing* what is it?
Husband: Well okay, everytime I cheated on you I put a golf ball in the drawer.
Wife: I can't believe you cheated on me three times *sobbing*
Wife: *composed* So whats with the money?
Husband: Everytime I got a dozen balls I sold them for ten bucks.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.

What can you get at the dentist's for a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel