@ghost-of-a-dukesaid I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?
When I was on the London underground there was a sign next to the escalator saying dogs must be carried. I thought to myself what if you don't have a dog.
@the-gravediggersaid When I was on the London underground there was a sign next to the escalator saying dogs must be carried. I thought to myself what if you don't have a dog.
@the-gravediggersaid When I was on the London underground there was a sign next to the escalator saying dogs must be carried. I thought to myself what if you don't have a dog.
When I went to the subway, there was sign which said "WET FLOOR", so I unzipped my trousers and .... got arrested for indecent exposure.
Vegan: "That chicken you're eating had a family!
What have you got to say for yourself?!"
Me: "That's why I ordered a family bucket!
No-one gets left behind!"
According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-10), there are five criteria for confirming a diagnosis of dyscalculia. I fulfil seven of them.