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@AlanTal said
My wife cheated on me with my deaf best friend. I should've seen the signs.
He’ll never hear the end of it.

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@moonbus

Two friends were talking to each other and one said, “maybe you need hearing aids. Maybe you should think about getting hearing test”. The other person said, “why would I need a hairy chest?”

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@Ponderable said
@moonbus

Two friends were talking to each other and one said, “maybe you need hearing aids. Maybe you should think about getting hearing test”. The other person said, “why would I need a hairy chest?”
To reply with an even older one:

Two old ladies sitting on a park bench:

Isn't it windy!

No, I think it is Thursday!

So am I, let's get a cup of tea!

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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid ..

“State of the art” he said

“ it cost me an absolute fortune “”

“That’s brilliant dad , what type is it “???

“It’s 2:30 “he replied

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@Ponderable said
@moonbus

Two friends were talking to each other and one said, “maybe you need hearing aids. Maybe you should think about getting hearing test”. The other person said, “why would I need a hairy chest?”
Old woman (seated in a pew at church, whispers to her husband): "I just let out a fart, but it was one of those silent ones. What should I do?"

Her husband (whispering back): "Replace the batteries in your hearing aids."

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I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices


He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist

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Being a pessimist doesn’t make any sense. It never works out.