Lame RHP pick up lines

We've all heard our share of lame pick up lines, but I think us chess nerds on RHP take the cake. Our lack of knowledge of the ladies comes from years over the chessboard, where subtlty is not the idea. But hey, at least these are amusing attempts. Here's just a few I've come across. If you see more, don't hesitate to post them. Before reading these, imagine you were a single young lady. Now, ask yourself would these make you want to have anything to do poster.

Hi umm anyone want to talk (females preferably)
-Samdogg

Any hot girls on this site
-sPawn67

Looking for a 16-17yo indian girl
-N I K

I'm hoping to eventually have a big list of bad RHP pick up lines and I need help.

In the meet opponents board...

Thread Name - Any hot girls here...

Post content - ?

That's all there was. Can't remember who posted.

Not an rhp line,but a woman who works in a bar,told me the worst line ever used on her: "I want to drink your bathwater!"

What the hell was he thinking??😕
Or drinking? 😉

Is that a rook in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Wanna come over Saturday and polish my Bishop?

Hi, I'm hung like my knight.

I'd sacrifise my queen for you.

You're so sexy you make my queen look like a pawn.

I'll throw the match if you promise to meet up with me!

Can I fork you?

Originally posted by Alcra
Can I fork you?

Let me introduce you to Alekhine's Cannon

I want to play women above 18yrs of age
-billysucks


Where the ladies at? I can prove that this is a mans sport!
-doc108

There's just so many to choose from. And this isn't including the hilarious one about the person looking for a 16 year old girl and his later 'I'm not a pedophile quote'.

*drops a peice of ice on the floor*

*stamps on said ice*

so, now that we've broken the ice...😉

also-it takes a special type who comes to a chess web site looking for love...

"Can I Mate You"

'Was your father a grandmaster? Because he took the beauty out of a queen sac and put it into your eyes.'

Yeah I don't get out much.