Lame RHP pick up lines

the best one in the meet opponants forum so far has to be " looking for a 16 year old border collie"!

fred

Would you like to see me sac my own bishop?

Hi, I'm looking for a bit of "double rook" action.

I am not keen on that position. Want to engage in some mutual zugzwang?

This is the saddest thing that I have ever seen.

This one's for the ladies:

"How would you like to come back to my place and blow your love snot into my meat hanky?"

Not strictly chess related, but spoken to a friend of mine at a bar by a drunk cougar. So I guess it's not chess related at all. Whatever.

Originally posted by PBE6
This one's for the ladies:

"How would you like to come back to my place and blow your love snot into my meat hanky?"

Not strictly chess related, but spoken to a friend of mine at a bar by a drunk cougar. So I guess it's not chess related at all. Whatever.

Ever been mated in your back rank?

"They don't call me the 'Black Knight' for nothing, know what I mean? Nudge nudge, wink, wink"

Can't resist this one (apologies to StewieScum...)

New Thread today on Meet Opponents =

"Looking for easy players..."

Originally posted by Alcra
"They don't call me the 'Black Knight' for nothing, know what I mean? Nudge nudge, wink, wink"

Originally posted by genius
i think you've been watching monty python too much...

...speaking of pythons, wanna ****?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Haha!

That is truly disgusting in every manner possible.

If you were my knight, I would "rim" you.

Here's a funny one from the meet oponents forum.
I know/hope he didn't mean it like this but...

Will somebody play with me (preferably female)
-thenegativeinfinity1

I opened the thread to see if it was just a poor choice of words, but I couldn't understand his post so I can't tell (though I expect it was).