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Not a RHP pick up line but my favorite is:

Stud: "Are you from Nashville?"

Uninterested Woman: "No, why?"

Stud: "Because you are the only Ten-I-See".

Thank you, I will let myself out....

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Originally posted by ark13
Here's a funny one from the meet oponents forum.
I know/hope he didn't mean it like this but...

Will somebody play with me (preferably female)
-thenegativeinfinity1

I opened the thread to see if it was just a poor choice of words, but I couldn't understand his post so I can't tell (though I expect it was).
the rest of his post was v.v.v.v funny! it went as follows:

will some one play with me im not gonna try to hit on ya or anything but id prefer someone that likes to talk (not to seem to strangeya know just bored)

fred

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We can't forget my favorite modern poet, zzxx1:

Thread: lets vs now

now if you vs me you have charge😉😉its true😏

I'm not quite sure what he said, but it sounds illegal in all 50 states.

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LMAO!! 😵😲😀

Come to this outpost often?

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When I first saw you my heart skipped two tempi.