Lame RHP pick up lines

ark13

Enola Straight

General

13 Feb 05 01:50

Freddie2008

9 Edits

London

Joined: 28 Sep 04
Moves: 110329

13 Feb 05 16:59

would you like to bash my bishop? 😉

fred

ark13

Enola Straight

mouse mouse mouse

Joined: 16 Jan 05
Moves: 12804

13 Feb 05 17:10

Man, these are great. lol. Even though they weren't from the forums they were chess themed.

If you invite a few of your friends we could have a smothered mate (I just made that up)

If you give me your game ID number I could come over and check out your game. (made that up too. I know I suck at this)

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 94422

13 Feb 05 17:27

Originally posted by ark13
Man, these are great. lol. Even though they weren't from the forums they were chess themed.

If you invite a few of your friends we could have a smothered mate (I just made that up)

If you give me your game ID number I could come over and check out your game. (made that up too. I know I suck at this)

Yes. You do suck at that.

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

13 Feb 05 20:43

Wanna come to my place to work on our openings?

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

13 Feb 05 20:45

Originally posted by darvlay
Wanna come to my place to work on our openings?

Best one ever.

rhb

Ginger Scum

Paranoia

Joined: 23 Sep 03
Moves: 15902

13 Feb 05 21:18

that's a nice pair of well developed rooks you got up there 🙂

~~Dodger11~~

Joined: 01 Oct 04
Moves: 1983

13 Feb 05 21:39

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XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

13 Feb 05 21:41

Originally posted by Dodger11
Xanthos and Royalchicken: dUUURRRHHHHH, sic semper hoistus, hoi hoi hoi, I play teh magic and am a dungeon master with the 76 sided die, come to me, baby, feel my wrath. Did I tell you I know teh gay latin? I'm sooooo *kewl*.

Always to the hoist?!

Ravello

The Rude©

who knows?

Joined: 30 Dec 03
Moves: 176648

13 Feb 05 22:19

Can we just play the endgame?

AThousandYoung

Like a jungle

tinyurl.com/4emnyu9e

Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 29244

13 Feb 05 22:21

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
'Was your father a grandmaster? Because he took the beauty out of a queen sac and put it into your eyes.'

Yeah I don't get out much.

I don't find the sacks of "Queens" very beautiful, myself. But to each his own!

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

13 Feb 05 22:28

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I don't find the sacks of "Queens" very beautiful, myself. But to each his own!

What's with people finding double entendres in my posts lately?

Also I can never spell entendre so I went to dictionary.com, after I typed in my attempt it suggested I was attempting of double entendre it guessed I was attempting to spell day blindness.

Alcra

Lazy Sod

Everywhere

Joined: 12 Oct 04
Moves: 8623

14 Feb 05 15:07

Want to help me "push my pawn"?

SirUlrich

Love gave me wings

Turfed Out

Joined: 23 Jun 04
Moves: 12608

14 Feb 05 15:18

Fancy a quick mate while we listen to Metallica?
Hello . .. . . . Hello . . .

Hey where did she go ???

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

14 Feb 05 15:19

I was just 'en passant' and thought I heard a cry for help.

jimmyb270

Top Gun

Angels 20

Joined: 27 Aug 03
Moves: 10670

14 Feb 05 16:13

Thread in the 'Meet Opponents' forum:

Hi umm anyone want to talk, (females preferably)