Last Word Sentences

@indonesia-phil said
Susan eats carrots, Robert eats turnips, and rarely is everyone satisfied.

Sitting astride turnips is Susans fantasy in every dream

@pieceout said
Sitting astride turnips is Susans fantasy in every dream

Dracula really exists, and mermaids.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Dracula really exists, and mermaids.

Mermaids eat rhubarb, mostly, as is desirable, socially.

@indonesia-phil said
Mermaids eat rhubarb, mostly, as is desirable, socially.

You look like an ideal candidate, offering socialism.

@great-big-stees said
You look like an ideal candidate, offering socialism.

My socialism is like an inedible cabbage, or sprouts.

@indonesia-phil said
My socialism is like an inedible cabbage, or sprouts.

Sensible political rhetoric only uses turnip similes.

@relentless-red said
Sensible political rhetoric only uses turnip similes.

Socialism is my ideal, lest expecting something.

@great-big-stees said
Socialism is my ideal, lest expecting something.

Greengages now ironically happen to evoke memories of socialism.

@indonesia-phil said
Greengages now ironically happen to evoke memories of socialism.

Some offenders can indeed attack liberal inhabitants, said Matthew.

@torunn said
Some offenders can indeed attack liberal inhabitants, said Matthew.

William evidently hates tomatoes, turnips and marshmallows.

@indonesia-phil said
William evidently hates tomatoes, turnips and marshmallows.

Marxists advancing radish similes have merely angered learned leftists, often without sympathy.

@relentless-red said
Marxists advancing radish similes have merely angered learned leftists, often without sympathy.

So yesterday, Michael planted a tender, healthy yam.

@indonesia-phil said
So yesterday, Michael planted a tender, healthy yam.

You're all mouth

@gambrel said
You're all mouth

Howard tames ungulates on Mondays.

@indonesia-phil said
Howard tames ungulates on Mondays.

Moving on now, Dave’s, already, yelling spoonerisms.😡