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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Your only meaningful philosophy is "Never give".
Ghost invented velvet earmuffs.


Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Ghost invented velvet earmuffs.
Everybody, attention! Remember my username - for f***'s sake!

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Everybody, attention! Remember my username - for f***'s sake!
Still angry, kicking everything?

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Originally posted by @torunn
Still angry, kicking everything?
Egad, vegetable envy! retaliatory yams, turnips, hiding in Nigel's garden.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Egad, vegetable envy! retaliatory yams, turnips, hiding in Nigel's garden.
"Generally allotments require digging" espoused Nigel.

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
"Generally allotments require digging" espoused Nigel.
Nevertheless, is Ghost even looking?

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Originally posted by @handyandy
Nevertheless, is Ghost even looking?
Looked once, only Kale in Nigel's garden.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Looked once, only Kale in Nigel's garden.
Garden's awful; ragwort; dandelion; entirely neglected.


Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Garden's awful; ragwort; dandelion; entirely neglected.
Nematodes eat Ghost's leeks, eggplants, cabbages... though exterminators deploy.


Originally posted by @handyandy
Nematodes eat Ghost's leeks, eggplants, cabbages... though exterminators deploy.
Despite endemic pests, lettuces ok, yes?


Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Despite endemic pests, lettuces ok, yes?
You expect salad?

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Originally posted by @handyandy
You expect salad?
Salami, add leaves and dressing.

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Salami, add leaves and dressing.
Digging requires extra strong shovels, instead natures goats.

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Originally posted by @paul-a-roberts
Digging requires extra strong shovels, instead natures goats.
Ghost once annoyed Telly Savalas.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Ghost once annoyed Telly Savalas.
Should all vegans actually like apples solely?

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