Last Word Sentences

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
Yolanda loves life, and never obviously invites trouble, also usually taking illegal substances.

Such unsung barristers seem to always nurture clients' eventual success.

Originally posted by @ptobler
Such unsung barristers seem to always nurture clients' eventual success.

Satan's underlings crave copiously endless sexual sensations.

Originally posted by @fmf
Satan's underlings crave copiously endless sexual sensations.

Sometimess even Nick's sort are thinking it's only natural sex.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Sometimess even Nick's sort are thinking it's only natural sex.

Send eight xylophones!

Originally posted by @fmf
Send eight xylophones!

Xylophones, yikes! love old pianos, Hurdy-gurdy or nice electric slippers.

Originally posted by @fmf
Send eight xylophones!

Xi's yellow love obliges personal hatreds of non-European sympathizers.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Xi's yellow love obliges personal hatreds of non-European sympathizers.

So you think panthers and tigers have infiltrated zoos, expecting raw steaks?

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
So you think panthers and tigers have infiltrated zoos, expecting raw steaks?

Superb tortoise, eats anything, kills snails.


(Advert in the local press - out of interest if the American spelling uses a 'z', can we adapt to an 'S' if that's the British spelling?)

Originally posted by @paul-a-roberts
Superb tortoise, eats anything, kills snails.


(Advert in the local press - out of interest if the American spelling uses a 'z', can we adapt to an 'S' if that's the British spelling?)

So now all Italians like spaghetti?

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
So now all Italians like spaghetti?

Italians try to eat healthily; gigantic Americans partake sorrowfully.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Italians try to eat healthily; gigantic Americans partake sorrowfully.

You look like used furniture would once rowdy rapscallions openly spewed.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
You look like used furniture would once rowdy rapscallions openly spewed.

Sensible Portuguese eat Weisswurst even daytime.

Originally posted by @torunn
Sensible Portuguese eat Weisswurst even daytime.

Do all Yankees take "issue", meaning exception?

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Do all Yankees take "issue", meaning exception?

Every 'X' can experience pointless talk involving obsolete needs.

Originally posted by @torunn
Every 'X' can experience pointless talk involving obsolete needs.

Never eat Edward's doughnuts Sherlock.