Last Word Sentences

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Dead earwigs aren't dangerous.

Do all "new guys" eventually realize only Uma sensationalizes?

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Do all "new guys" eventually realize only Uma sensationalizes?

Stees entertained Norman, Sally, Abigail, Thaddeus, Imogene, Owen, Natalie, Amanda, Lionel, Iggy, Zelda, even Sebastian.

Originally posted by @handyandy
Stees entertained Norman, Sally, Abigail, Thaddeus, Imogene, Owen, Natalie, Amanda, Lionel, Iggy, Zelda, even Sebastian.

Norman and Inez tried several approaches but eventually surrendered.

Originally posted by @torunn
Norman and Inez tried several approaches but eventually surrendered.

Davis endured retrenchment, even divesting notarized, enigmatic railroad reserves; uninsured stocks.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Davis endured retrenchment, even divesting notarized, enigmatic railroad reserves; uninsured stocks.

Some kids can't organize their stories.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Some kids can't organize their stories.

Some trousers obviously really instill existential silence.

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
Some trousers obviously really instill existential silence.

Sitting in library examining new chess endgames.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Sitting in library examining new chess endgames.

Enid notices delightful garments at Marks et Spencers.

(French post)

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
Enid notices delightful garments at Marks et Spencers.

(French post)

Scandinavian people (especially Norwegians) cannot eat reindeer sausage.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Scandinavian people (especially Norwegians) cannot eat reindeer sausage.

Scandinavians are usually sausage and gherkin eaters.

Originally posted by @torunn
Scandinavians are usually sausage and gherkin eaters.

Edible aardvark trousers elicit repressed sensitivities.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Edible aardvark trousers elicit repressed sensitivities.

Since Ewan never sits in the institution's vestibule, Ian thought it especially strange.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Since Ewan never sits in the institution's vestibule, Ian thought it especially strange.

Spiritual trousers really are now getting existential.

(wild 'x'😉

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
Spiritual trousers really are now getting existential.

(wild 'x'😉

Every X-ray is systematic testimony eliminating negative trails in available locations.

Originally posted by @handyandy
Every X-ray is systematic testimony eliminating negative trails in available locations.

Looking ostentatiously cool, Andy takes it on (no shenanigans).