Go back
Let's play, who said this ...

Let's play, who said this ...

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Maxwell Smart
Bar scene:

F- Can I buy you a drink?

M- I have a drink, but you can pay for it. (to bartender) She's got this. (walks away)
Onlooker to a perennial drunk, "Do you have drinking problem?"

Drunk: "Only when I'm broke."


😞

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Onlooker to a perennial drunk, "Do you have drinking problem?"

Drunk: "Only when I'm broke."


😞

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Onlooker to a perennial drunk, "Do you have drinking problem?"

Drunk: "Only when I'm broke."


😞
Robber to the store clerk,"Hey what's that?" as he takes the money from the till.
Clerk says: "a 45".

Vote Up
Vote Down

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."

-?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Here's one for you...

Who said "Don't let your alligator mouth overload your tadpole butt!" ?
You did. Plenty of times...

Vote Up
Vote Down

You didn't build that

&feature=player_embedded

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by ChessPraxis

You didn't build that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQu2SVFF-cU&feature=player_embedded


😞 :'(

Vote Up
Vote Down

Reveal not every secret you have to a friend,
for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy.
And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy,
for he may one day become your friend.

-?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by rookie54

Reveal not every secret you have to a friend,
for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy.
And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy,
for he may one day become your friend.

-?
Quote by Saadi, cool.