Limericks

There once was a Thai from Chiang Mai
Whose husband just didn't know why
She took all his money
And found it quite funny
As she left a small note of 'bye bye!' 😀

-m.

There was an Old Man who supposed
that the street door was partially closed;
but some very large rats
ate his coats and his hats,
while that futile old gentleman dozed.

~ Edward Lear ~

Originally posted by Kewpie
There was an Old Man who supposed
that the street door was partially closed;
but some very large rats
ate his coats and his hats,
while that futile old gentleman dozed.

~ Edward Lear ~

Originally posted by mikelom
There once was a Thai from Chiang Mai
Whose husband just didn't know why
She took all his money
And found it quite funny
As she left a small note of 'bye bye!' 😀

-m.

There once was a man from Toronto
Who thought he should have been Tonto
The Lone Ranger it's said
Wouldn't get out of bed
Till the change was made pronto.

The limerick is furtive and mean
You must keep her in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.

(try for chess limericks.....it's a chess site.)

The once was player here called Anand,
Who play another here call Gelfand,
Their games were a bore,
it was draw draw draw,
In the end we had them both banned.

There was a young man from Versailles
He kept getting incredibly high
He went to work on a bong
He puffed all day long
By the time he clocked off he could fly

There once was a woman from Mizes
Who had chess sets of two different sizes
One was quite small
Almost nothing at all
But the other was large and won prizes!

There was a young man from Calcutta
when excited he sported a stutter
He kept himself calm
By tending his farm
Ensuring His heart would not flutter

Originally posted by Kewpie
There once was a woman from Mizes
Who had chess sets of two different sizes
One was quite small
Almost nothing at all
But the other was large and won prizes!

There's something chess computers lack:
It's not they know how to attack,
They can fork and pin,
They may lose, more often win.
But they just will never talk back.

A young cricket batsman from Oxfordshire
Would play without having a boxfordshire.
Though the bowling in spertfordshire
Hit him right where it Hertfordshire,
He just stood there and took all the knoxfordshire.

Originally posted by greenpawn34
(try for chess limericks.....it's a chess site.)

There once was a Queen from Dundee
Who, it's said, would stand up to go pee
The King was so upset
From a pawn he accepted a bet
Saying, " If it's true you'll go free"